Appalling, Despicable behaviour

Re thread 41989, (It's Da Rule![dudeish?])iniated by Footloose.
Subject:apparent abject stupidity re entry procedure for an emergency vehicle in a near-disaster zone.
My appalling contribution to this all-too-common situation was to recount the loss of a few(all) tent poles, and these pair of rotten mongrels picked it up and ran with it, as outlined below:(and may they suffer for their intervention in this, a VERY serious forum.)
(A) Jaundiced John R. hinted that the same Gent had knocked-off an "onion odoured tent", 50 vehicles before,while
(B)Beligerent Bilbo meekly stated that his pegs (used for gouging out truffles amongst the oaks in Tassie), had also been 'kept safe'.
Fellers: damn: coincidence?
Perhaps our John thinks not, for( despite an MM to him,)
I've copped a bit of 'wot' .
Unanimous friends, may we all become anonymous, thus preserving the mateship.
(Btw Jaundiced 'n Belligerent, the pair of youse is wrong. The mongrel just lusted after a few nice poles as set lines. Kununurra bamboo is really second rate.)
[And for any stray that sees a personal slight in this: sorry. hahahaha. (see Gramps)