One for the girls - "road hazards"
Submitted: Friday, Feb 09, 2007 at 12:42
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Member - Sharyn M (VIC)
Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window "PIG"!
Man yells out window "B#%CH"!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in the middle of the road and dies.
Moral of the story: If only men would listen!!
Reply By: Member - Andrew (QLD) - Friday, Feb 09, 2007 at 12:46
Friday, Feb 09, 2007 at 12:46
what did you say again?
Andrew
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Follow Up By: Member - Sharyn M (VIC) - Friday, Feb 09, 2007 at 12:58
Friday, Feb 09, 2007 at 12:58
Andrew
I need say nought!
Sharyn :))
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Reply By: Member - Doug T (W.A) - Friday, Feb 09, 2007 at 12:56
Friday, Feb 09, 2007 at 12:56
Sharyn M
Yeh .....OK , very good, got a laugh out of that one ,
Doug
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Follow Up By: Member - Sharyn M (VIC) - Friday, Feb 09, 2007 at 13:00
Friday, Feb 09, 2007 at 13:00
Doug,
Glad it put a "smile on ya dial"!
Sharyn :))
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Reply By: Time - Friday, Feb 09, 2007 at 12:59
Friday, Feb 09, 2007 at 12:59
Why didn't the women stop and chase the pig off the road? :)
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Follow Up By: Member - Sharyn M (VIC) - Friday, Feb 09, 2007 at 13:05
Friday, Feb 09, 2007 at 13:05
Now Time,
What can I say, I'll pass the buck & take no responsibility for other people's actions!
Sharyn :))
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Reply By: Gramps (NSW) - Friday, Feb 09, 2007 at 13:00
Friday, Feb 09, 2007 at 13:00
Hahahahaha, good one :)))))
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Reply By: PradoTrev - Friday, Feb 09, 2007 at 13:04
Friday, Feb 09, 2007 at 13:04
thats not the question
What was the woman doing out of the kitchen??
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Follow Up By: Member - Sharyn M (VIC) - Friday, Feb 09, 2007 at 13:09
Friday, Feb 09, 2007 at 13:09
Prado Trev,
Probably chasing something up for her man!
"can't men do anything for themselves"?
lol:))))
Sharyn
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Reply By: ZukScooterX90 (QLD)Member - Friday, Feb 09, 2007 at 13:18
Friday, Feb 09, 2007 at 13:18
Onya Sharyn.Lol:o)))))))))
Woman (blonde) pulls into servo tells the mehanic motor not running too good.
The mechanic has a look & fiddle with the said motor,starts it up & is purring like a kitten.The blonde asks what was the problem?he says crap in the carbie.
Blonde says do i have to do that every time it breks down. Boom,BOOM.
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Reply By: Bonz (Vic) - Friday, Feb 09, 2007 at 21:03
Friday, Feb 09, 2007 at 21:03
Thats no way to talk about our fine men in blue
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Reply By: Mr Fawlty - Saturday, Feb 10, 2007 at 17:10
Saturday, Feb 10, 2007 at 17:10
I'm gonna have to alert the moderator if you people can't at least put your humour in the one place, usually under the Friday Funnies... I've only just found this thread now and it's already the 10th... David, David tell em David...
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