Talking to my local Nissan dealer about the 4.2

Excuse me Sir!

Are you indicating, inferring or referring to a 'Pseudo Vocabulary' here

Cause if you are, please be advised that you are running the risk of being expelled and/or excommunicated from EX-OZ, and then sentenced to deportation to
St Helena where you will be made to eat arsenic laced Damper, breathe diesel particulates from a 'warmed-up truck' and answer questions 24/7 onthe following:

(1) Which Tyres do I get and what pressure do I run them at.

(2) What battery/s is/are for me

(3) What is the best Fridge to get

(4) What are the best tyres

(5) What is the best 4Wd truck

(6) What can I get for $2,259.00

(7) What is you thoughts on Generators

(8) Can you snatch off a tow ball if you have to

(9) Whats it like in the Simpson Desert in January- February

(10) I want to drive from Tibooburra to Innaminca via Camerons Cnr. What is it like.

(11) Mum gave me her old caravan and I really want to take it with me over the Simpson. Will I be able to.

(12) Aunty Mabel has loaned me her Jayco Dove camper trailer, Will it handle the CSR alright.

You have been warned Bonz - don't get 'busted' for adopting/using a Pseudo Vocabullary. The consequences are a fate worse than death.

I am there

(1) Which Tyres do I get and what pressure do I run them at.
Get one for each corner of the vehicle, run them at a pressure above zero

(2) What battery/s is/are for me
What size is your opening?

(3) What is the best fridge to get
One full of Beer

(4) What are the best tyres
Inflated ones, empty ones are the major cause of backstrain on avid offroaders

(5) What is the best 4Wd truck
4WD's are trucks

(6) What can I get for $2,259.00
4518 condoms

(7) What is you thoughts on Generators
I like the red ones

(8) Can you snatch off a tow ball if you have to
If you are fast enough with a shifter you can

(9) Whats it like in the Simpson Desert in January- February
Which day in particular?

(10) I want to drive from Tibooburra to Innaminca via Camerons Cnr. What is it like.
Its like gnarly dude!

(11) Mum gave me her old caravan and I really want to take it with me over the Simpson. Will I be able to.
You may have trouble fitting it into the plane. Calculate carefully lift and trajectory and you should be fine.

(12) Aunty Mabel has loaned me her Jayco Dove camper trailer, Will it handle the CSR alright.
Do you mean brown or white CSR sugar ? And where do you plan on putting it?

And and and Lucy you obviously didnt read the article to see where Dongfeng came from hahahaha

Did so 3 and whilst doing so ascertained that Volvo are attempting to catch and overtake Daimler-Chrysler, which begs the immediate question as to:

Why would they.

Oh! what a feeling JEEP-yota.

PS

You obviously passed the 'quizz master 101 module' with flying colours when attending the Terang College for Anything and Everything.

Top effort that. Touche' as well.