Friday, Feb 23, 2007 at 11:12
The wife from Hell.......
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer
says, "I clocked you at 80
miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control
at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now
don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have
cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks
over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep
your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be
thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the
illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his
wife and says through clenched teeth, "Dammit,
woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that
you're not wearing your
seat belt, sir. That's an
automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah,
well, you see officer, I had
it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so
that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very
well that
you didn't have your
seat belt on. You never wear
your
seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third
ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks,
"WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks,
"Does your husband always talk to you this
way, Ma'am?"
I love this part....
"Only when he's been drinking."
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