Another unfortunate mishap
Submitted: Saturday, Mar 10, 2007 at 20:15
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Big Kidz (Andrew & Jen)
Dangerous combination really. Mix some hot weather, a little bit of lubrication, energetic friends, bikini clad girls, slippery pool edge, a bit of warm water and an accident prone middle aged guy in a white body suit and you have a recipe for disaster.
Luckily we had the heads up and had a life guard on duty to hang around the said Bonza bloke and save him from himself.
<img src="
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c257/andjenmcd/EO.jpg"
Reply By: Im.away - Saturday, Mar 10, 2007 at 20:16
Saturday, Mar 10, 2007 at 20:16
At last! Photographic evidence that there is someone out there with bigger man-boobies than mine!
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Reply By: Muddy doe (SA) - Saturday, Mar 10, 2007 at 20:17
Saturday, Mar 10, 2007 at 20:17
Am sitting here next to said Bonza bloke (sponging on his wireless network) and he has gone even whiter!!!!!
Muddy
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Reply By: Mad Dog - Vic - Saturday, Mar 10, 2007 at 20:25
Saturday, Mar 10, 2007 at 20:25
Nice chairs
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Reply By: Bonz (Vic) - Saturday, Mar 10, 2007 at 20:27
Saturday, Mar 10, 2007 at 20:27
Delightful day had, I am into my trainer Bra this weekend, Marie will post a
pic
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Reply By: Willem - Saturday, Mar 10, 2007 at 21:18
Saturday, Mar 10, 2007 at 21:18
Why does that life guard look familiar?
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Follow Up By: Rock Crawler - Saturday, Mar 10, 2007 at 23:02
Saturday, Mar 10, 2007 at 23:02
good looking bloke he is lol
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Follow Up By: Kev M (NSW) - Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 08:28
Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 08:28
The lifeguard looks a bit like Gonzo from the muppets with the size of his nose. LOL
Kev
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Follow Up By: Rock Crawler - Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 12:26
Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 12:26
Thanks for pointing that out kev. You must have lots of friends lol
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Follow Up By: Big Kidz (Andrew & Jen) - Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 15:43
Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 15:43
I never noticed the nose but we had to make him change out of his budgie smuggers. I reckon that he had been smuggling flaming ducks... The bikini girls arrived in his caddie - see his rig
pic. They had a bit of a swim but I didn't get a chance to take a picture as I was on life guard duty and I was worried their floaties would go down.
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Reply By: Footloose - Saturday, Mar 10, 2007 at 22:14
Saturday, Mar 10, 2007 at 22:14
Ear, ear.
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Reply By: Bilbo - Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 00:47
Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 00:47
"How dya hold yer liqour"?
"By the ears",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
;)
Bilbo
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Reply By: Member - extfilm (NSW) - Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 01:27
Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 01:27
Sorry, I do not understand? I have zoomed into every mm of the said picture and I can not seem to find any bikini clad woman....... All I can find is a life saving dude hanging on to the ears of another dude?????? Is he about to turn him around and talk man to man??????? I do not understand?????? Please explain??????? Maybe I have once again had a few too many bourbons???????????????????
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Follow Up By: Willem - Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 08:47
Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 08:47
To understand this you need more bourbons.
Person in water is
well known
Forum frequenter.
Person in skull cap is someone you need to know....lol.
Bikini clad girls were most likely under the age of 10 or over the age of 40...more LOL
Person posting pics like this is a very naughty bugger who needs some therapy.
Cheers
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Follow Up By: Member - 'Lucy' - Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 14:22
Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 14:22
Extfilm
It is really very to understand mate.
All those there with something to put in/fill a bikini passed that stge years ago.
They are now in the 'Tri and Quad - kini ' outfits,and thats why you can't see them as they are bigger than life itself.
I had a very nice invite to this soiree, however, by the grace of Allah the most merciiful, I had to be 100's of kilometeres away.
How 'embarrassment' are those pics. (ROFLMAO)
PS
Only thing mising is Bonz surround by 'tri/quad-kini' clad beauties.
(Oooooooooooooo! I am going to cop it big time now)
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Follow Up By: Big Kidz (Andrew & Jen) - Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 15:34
Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 15:34
To protect their true identity...
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Reply By: Member - Robyn J (QLD) - Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 10:09
Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 10:09
Your lifeguard is missing one thing, his red shorts.
Good luck to all the livesavers in the
forum. My own livesaver, my son was on Jet Boat Duty on
Gold Coast yesterday doing his bit for the community.
Cheers
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Follow Up By: Rock Crawler - Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 12:25
Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 12:25
You aso may note the short sleaves lol . a very old uniform lol .
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Reply By: Des Lexic - Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 19:47
Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 19:47
At least the bloke having his ears saved should thank the lifesaver for pulling all the wrinkles out of his face for the photo.
My first thought when I saw the picture was that it was a great white in the water, but great white what? Certainly not the great white hope.
Looking at the background and seeing the tennis court, I was wondering which 5 star holiday resort you were all at.
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 20:44
Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 20:44
One thing's for sure Des, there is no way it would have been the large casina-type building/resort in
Melbourne town.......ol' Bonk (sorry, "Bonz") has been banned from being within 50 klms of THAT place after his recent disgraceful effort!!!! hahaha.
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Follow Up By: Member - JohnR (Vic)&Moses - Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 21:11
Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 21:11
Part of the Club Med group Des, Club Mac. About to be upgraded from the current luxurious facilities.
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Follow Up By: Big Kidz (Andrew & Jen) - Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 21:21
Sunday, Mar 11, 2007 at 21:21
Mr Lexic was invited but he chose to go on a crow eating weekend - missed out on fresh snapper plucked from the bay that morning and succulent prawns - they sure must love crow those folks ( or is it cold now so you were into the pie floaters?).
Mr R. - we aspire to a ClubRen like yours but alas have to live in our tiny camper. Camping with toilet and shower and aircon and microwave - ahhhh - bliss!!
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