Why your wife WANTS you to buy a fancy new camera.

Only told half the story - - - >

After that we couldn't get up another hill, so I said we need better tyres !

A little while later we got stuck on a muddy road, so I said we need chains !

Then we got caught on a rocky ledge, so I said we need a front locker !

Then we got sideways down a hill so I said we need a rear locker to !

One day having trouble in a big boggy hole, so I said we need a winch - Oh and if it has plasma rope I can do it all and you stay in the car!

Oh! and we must be able to do all this a 1000km from home, so I said we need a really big petrol tank.

Then we couldn't get up a huge sand dune, so I said a 185kw 4800 isn't enough and we got a Uni-chip !
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After some research I think I have now found one big hill still out there -
But of course it will require an electric supercharger !

Robin Miller

Robin
You keep going like this and pretty soon she is going to force you to buy a cruiser.
Cheers

I thought this thread was friday funnies , but I'll pay that one.

Robin Miller

Nice shot of the Great Grandchild Nudie

Pefection MN1.................Keith

Great shot.
Bet the hallo slips sometimes though.
You wouldn't want them to be perfect. :o)

des..its my son..
and, yes it (the second blue) happened again...cant recall the first but...night i married...? ah ..who cares

thanks kieth

plodder....to right the halo slipped...he is a .......well ...almost feral...hahaha...my thinking and no one can convince me otherwise

Nah Nudie, he couln't be yours, your way too old to be able to father children LOL
He has obviously got his Mother's good looks then.

thats what i said to her..but she has sworn on a bible thats it mine...

but
now that you say that... does look doubtful that the kid is mine doesnt it, plus with the fact that i'm way too old...mmmm?????

that doesnt work Bonz...trust me..i got hammered when i tried it

It works ONCE, you just have to choose what you really want...