No doubt I'll get into trouble from 55% of the
population......!
"There are some stupid women, I'm tellin' you for sure,
Why, only just the other night, one came knockin' on me door.
She was a friend of long ago, and needed just to chat
But when she opened up her gob, she raved 'bout this and that.
'Cos, She is a flamin' know all, a lawyer and a
cook,
A doctor and a surgeon, by Christ she makes me crook.
No matter what ya' say to her, she knows a better way,
Of doin' almost every thing, she's the hero of the day.
If ya' told her that the sky was blue, she'd say how do ya' know,
Or if ya' planted wattle trees, she'd tell ya' how they grow.
And talk about a hippo-crit, ya' may think I am absurd,
But every time I try to speak, I can't get in a flamin' word.
Ya' have to yell, to be 'eard, above her whining voice,
I'd rather listen to a fog horn, if I 'ad a flamin' choice.
I dunno' what I've done, to deserve this woeful fate,
I'd love to go and kick her out, before it is too late.
She really is, she's really dumb, she is a flamin' curse,
But! She is a flamin' Kiwi, and that just to make it worse.
I've tried to make her listen, but I have to hold me breath,
She really hasn't got a clue, I call her, "kiss of death",
It really is a cryin' shame, 'Cos this is what I think,
It are them women just like her, that sends a man to drink.
I've had enough, I can't take no more, so I'll go and get a Vet,
To put her down and free me from this great Australian pest".
(courtesy of Rodney John O'Brien)
Regards
Kim