Who's bred the super fly?
Submitted: Monday, Jun 18, 2007 at 21:30
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kimprado
Leading into the latter part of Autumn this year, I started to notice a relative small type of fly in the house (singular). These things appear to be impervious to Mortien, Bushman and any chemical known to man kind.
The Village (
Melbourne) at the moment is rather cool, but I've just come back from
camping in Southern NSW where the night time temperatures would freeze the dags off a sheep. As soon as the sun comes up for a couple of hours, this little buggar is back.
They don't do anything a normal fly would do (apart from being a fly) which irritates the ...... out of me! A man can deal with a swarm, but not this level of annoyance.
At one point, I told the dog to attack. She gave me a vague look and went back to sleep.
Which one of you bred this anomalous creature (the fly not the dog)?
Regards
Kim
Reply By: Gramps (NSW) - Monday, Jun 18, 2007 at 22:12
Monday, Jun 18, 2007 at 22:12
Sounds like a typical Qlder to me :)))))
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Follow Up By: ZukscooterX90 (Qld) - Tuesday, Jun 19, 2007 at 19:46
Tuesday, Jun 19, 2007 at 19:46
Hey Al, F*************k off. Lol
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeez mate your a sore loser.Lol
May the sun rise for you in the mornin'.
Cheers Bob.
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Follow Up By: Gramps (NSW) - Tuesday, Jun 19, 2007 at 21:40
Tuesday, Jun 19, 2007 at 21:40
Hahahahahahaha Bob, I was beginning to think it was a bit too subtle for the average Qlder :)))))))
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Follow Up By: ZukscooterX90 (Qld) - Wednesday, Jun 20, 2007 at 18:42
Wednesday, Jun 20, 2007 at 18:42
Subtle,Al geeeeeeeeeeeeeez mate i thought you liked us.But i have been known to be wrong before.Lol
I just wih i could find it in myself to bash a N.S Woggybut i can't. Lol
Have a nice snowy day on the foot hills of the new snowy mt's eh.
Cheers Bob.
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Follow Up By: Gramps (NSW) - Wednesday, Jun 20, 2007 at 21:11
Wednesday, Jun 20, 2007 at 21:11
You're right Bob, it's getting bloody cool and wet down here at the moment. We need the wet bit but can do without the cool thanks :))))
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Reply By: Rock Ape - Monday, Jun 18, 2007 at 22:53
Monday, Jun 18, 2007 at 22:53
Get a real dog, the problem you have is that you own a suburban K9.
A real scrub dog rolls in s#it, and knows to stay away from you, therefore all the flys go to fido and leave you alone.
The Ape
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Follow Up By: kimprado - Monday, Jun 18, 2007 at 23:11
Monday, Jun 18, 2007 at 23:11
Ape
I spoke to her about that, but she told to get stuffed!.
Getting off the point. I want to talk about this fly.
LOL
Regards
Kim
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Follow Up By: k9 - Tuesday, Jun 19, 2007 at 03:54
Tuesday, Jun 19, 2007 at 03:54
wouffff wouffffff wouffffff
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Reply By: Hairy - Tuesday, Jun 19, 2007 at 10:20
Reply By: Moose - Tuesday, Jun 19, 2007 at 13:13
Tuesday, Jun 19, 2007 at 13:13
Fly swat?
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Reply By: T-Ribby - Tuesday, Jun 19, 2007 at 16:00
Tuesday, Jun 19, 2007 at 16:00
I met their rellies at
Birdsville early in the month.
Contrary to wild beliefs and urban legends, they do not hibernate in the winter.
Have you tried "Natures Botanical" ??. good for horses dogs and bipeds.
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Reply By: Member - Bentaxle - Tuesday, Jun 19, 2007 at 21:29
Tuesday, Jun 19, 2007 at 21:29
Kim
Many years ago, pre 1980, when living in
Canberra the CSIRO used to breed STERILE blowflies and release them on certain years, the yar of release you would have a multitude of blowies but for the next few years there would be a dramatic drop in blowie
population. I wonder if the same hasn't been done to your house fly
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Follow Up By: locomotivator - Thursday, Jun 21, 2007 at 23:46
Thursday, Jun 21, 2007 at 23:46
This fly you speak of was brought back in the late 80's from Iraq in the bedding of an SAS soldier. It is impervious to DEET, loves a diet of sweat, can breed on its own due to mutations from exposure to Depleted Uranium, and its mother fly lives in George Bush's colon sending out radioactive survival codes. The only weapon known to work is an amazing invention called the Fly Swatter. Good luck, Locomotiv_ator.
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Reply By: locomotivator - Thursday, Jun 21, 2007 at 23:47
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This fly you speak of was brought back in the late 80's from Iraq in the bedding of an SAS soldier. It is impervious to DEET, loves a diet of sweat, can breed on its own due to mutations from exposure to Depleted Uranium, and its mother fly lives in George Bush's colon sending out radioactive survival codes. The only weapon known to work is an amazing invention called the Fly Swatter. Good luck, Locomotiv_ator.
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