WARRAWEENA: Uncovered a PLOT to disparage me!!!

I am sitting here quietly on the puter, whilst my good lady compiles a list (quite a long one I might add) of the various "muck-ups" I have done over the past several months &/or years.

I interogated her at length, only to finally be informed that she is compiling this list at the behest of Member Lucy, aided by Member Bonz.

A list of misjudgements that is to be used against me in a court of my peers in a few weeks time. Ohhhhh the shame of it all...... How will I ever be able to hold my head up in public again???

It may be prudent for others who may be coming along to Warraweena and who have knowledge of the various mis-deeds of some others who are also coming along, to compile a similar type of list. (for example: I have no idea what Trevor R from Qld has gotten himself into over the years, but I'm confident that one of you other banana-benders will have some dirt on him...hahaha)

The information WILL be shared around the campfire with a view to determining which attendee has had the most monumental stuff-up of all time!!!!

Of course, nobody will have any form of recourse (other than to come up with a better yarn about somebody else); the judge's decision will be final. AND....since it was MY idea, I hereby declare myself to be the Judge, Jury and Executioner.

Michelle and David have kindly donated some items of merchandise from their shop for us to hand out to deserving soles.

Could I suggest that others who have access to any freebies from their own respective business and who are prepared to make some such tokens available, possibly bring them along. It would be a good way of promoting your business as well as adding to the things we can give away to deserving miscreants.