A
young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the
lobby
> to put his name on his mailbox.
>
> While there, an attractive
young lady came out of the apartment next
to
> the mailboxes, wearing a
robe.
>
> The boy smiled at the
young woman and she started a conversation with
> him.
>
> As they talked, her
robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she
had
> nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain
eye
> contact.
>
> After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's
go
> to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
>
> He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned
> against it, allowing her
robe to fall off completely.
>
> Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
>
> Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your
> ears."
>
> Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these
breasts.
> They are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is
> firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere.
>
> How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
>
>
Clearing his throat, he stammered .... "Outside, when you said you
> heard someone coming.... that was me."