Totally off topic: coffins

havent you got anything better to do....like water the plants, remove the stones in the garden or spray the weeds with zero

Mike
They're a waste of money, the bugger in it wouldn't give a Schitt what it was made out of , better to out into the desert and cark it , cheaper that way

Ive just sold my coffin.
It was a Case W7 loader that Ive had for many years and my kids have been telling me they will bury me with it and in it.
It was starting to look a bit sad and it was making me sad so I sold it thinking it might make me brighten up and live longer and basically p......s the kids off.
Now theyll have to pay someone to dig the hole.

Amazing, complete with fallopian and chooks hahahahah

Mike , I was an undertaker / coffin maker for over 10yrs , some of the requests I had can only be described as unusual , one of the common , yet one that the company never fulfilled was to be buried in "the car" , lots and lots of fallacies in the game re: cremations not burning the coffin handles ect ect , two things that you can be assured of is that in the business of death price becomes exorbitant and once you can fake sincerity you've got it made...... walk into a florist and order a dozen roses = 1 price , say they are for a funeral = 3 times the price for the same flowers.

So which one tickles your Fantasy Mike!!?..:))))).

Cheers Axle.

My old man died years ago after a terminal illness and just before the end I can remember him looking in the newspaper for 2nd hand coffins. I'm still not sure if he was serious or was pulling my leg, knowing him the latter I think.

Charlie.

Psssssssssssssssst.... Don't tell anyone I have a rort planned for my "funeral".... Donating my body for science/petfood then with no corpse to dispose of my sucessors can ask DVA for the small amount they pay towards Veterans funerals except I won't have one....

Something for everyone there...

My mother inlaw is Scottish, and she wants a cardboard one...she figures she's not wasting money on something that's going to be burned...as I mentioned she is Scottish..her catch phrase is "I'm no Scottish for nothing"...I've told her I'll drape that phrase over her cardboard coffin.. in case of confusion.... :)

cheers

Lyn