News Flash re that Pesky Flag.

Hey John, Ya gotta love these old Boer War dinosaurs (one of whom is obviously Member-Lucky)......they live(d) by the addage that "if it moves, shoot it....if it doesn't, burn it down". There is no such thing as varying or different religions: You're either Christian or "The Enemy"!!!!! hahahahaha

I would love to have heard the conversation that took place in the lead-up to the Siek holding the flag...... It would have gone something like: "Oh excuse me please......would you mind very much just holding this lovely flag for just one moment, while we take your photograph, so we can plaster it up on the World Wide Web and accuse you of being Terrorists!!!!"

The reply from the turbin-headed gent: "Yeh, no wukkers mate...she's apples cobber".........

Roachie, I think that said Lucky has been removed from his abode and his mobile seized. He isn't answeing the number at his home and the mobile diverts straight to message bank.

I have met quite a few of the Sikh faith over my time, and none have been at all war like! None!! The terms of arousal that Lucky may have drawn in this case though, we may call in the Feds to investigate the missing (un)Lucky Lucy. Oh, perhaps that is his intent, will he investigate? One could imagine the state of 'evidence'. LOL

Ok! you pair of 'troglodyte killjoy knobs.

Firstly, you had to be there

Secondly, the reporter/photographer and his assistant can only work with what material is avaialble in the time available

Thirdly, Time restraints due to unknown flight schedules.

Fourthly, you poor cow kissing excuse for an expert on international affairs, if you were the worlds 'most wanted' and all you had to do was travel a couple of Kms from where everyone thinks you are, and then change into someone elses 'going out attire' to fool not only the 'chasers' but two know-it-alls in Australia - wouldn't you do just that.

Perfect disguise if I may say so myself.

Lucy,

How dare you post a picture of my 'brothers' on this forum. We are not amused.

If Krishna had meant Man to fly, he would have placed japatis in the sky.

"Ok! you pair of 'troglodyte killjoy knobs." I take insults every day LOL

"Firstly, you had to be there" I took the Aussie flag last trip and held it high in Barbados.

"Thirdly, Time restraints due to unknown flight schedules." You mean you missed the Bonza flight?

"Fourthly, you poor cow kissing excuse for an expert on international affairs, if you were the worlds 'most wanted' and all you had to do was travel a couple of Kms from where everyone thinks you are, and then change into someone elses 'going out attire' to fool not only the 'chasers' but two know-it-alls in Australia - wouldn't you do just that." I am aware of culturally significant differences. LOL

"Perfect disguise if I may say so myself." Did you withold the visas for next time too? We can see you are trying to embarrass the government.

Al, was it one of your brothers that was the dad of my son's good friend, who was also known as 'the arms dealer' to his son's school mates?

Moses!

WHAT have you been taking/ingesting today - the cows ration of loco weed by the look of it. (ROFLMAO)

That Pesky Flag didn't miss the flight, it was last seen racinging after the Singapore Airlines on-comming flight crew with its tongue hanging out and dribbling.

Must admit I fell in in love 9 times as the hostesses of the crew walked pass me.

Oooooooh! those hosstie with the mostie - tight flight form fitting uniforms.

Ooops! sorry for digressing, yes the flag did make the flight.

JohnR,

LOL probably, in another incarnation :)))

I'll actually be surprised if it makes it home LOL!!!

As long as someone doesn't try to run with the bulls in Pamplona with it wrapped around their shoulders.....you know what a red flag to a bull does? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm maybe that should be the punishment for the poor sod I catch with this flag ROFL.

Trevor.

Jo

Its obvious from your previous Rig Pic that you and Trevor are close 4WD-ing partners in crime so to speak, so if I can manage to rescue this wayward flag one day in the future, maybe you could organise a 'return of the prodigal flag' in Trevor's Bar - party.

Let me know your thoughts on such an event.

I am watching you buggers LOL!!!

Bring it on Robbo!!!!!

We Queenslanders are great at having parties!
When we are all together (Trev, Perry, Bob, Troll, Mr Bitchi, Tim, Greg, Andrew- and all fellow croneys I have forgotten to name, we all have a great time and are all partners in crime yep!.
So a handing over flag ceremony is just another excuse for us all to catch up!
Of course we will have to video the ceremony and after party for you all!!!!!!! Email me when/if Osama hands it over or demands a ransom of XXXX and I'll call the negotiators in to close the deal.

Cheers
Jo

There will be NO NEGOTIATION with croweaters in any way shape or form. I have confered with king cane toad and he wishes the flag to continue its journey abroard and spead the good word of our glorious state and prosperous times to be had under the wisdom and guidance of KING CANE TOAD.

Ribit

Jo I have tasted XXXX and I wouldn't give a 1X for it. Not good as ransom currency. Lucky Lucy can't retrieve it from any old Osama, let alone a real one. A world travelling flag won't come home easliy.

Aw! my heads starting to spin here with all the inferences and inuendo's.

I have contacted FLAGPOL (Ensign version of INTERPOL) and arranged for a global watch to be kept for flag and if it does to keep it under surveilance so that ther perpetrators of this hideous crime might be identified and a 'counter flag napping' planned and executed.

JO - your job is to liase with Trevor (R) and your Queensland 4WD groupies to arrange a suitable homecoming for the flag should a 'counter flag napping' be successful, bearing in mind of course that such an action may take a number of months.

Got to locate the damn thing first, then identify and arrange for a competent team of Flag Nappers to do the job.

I think a big party BBQ style Trevor (R)'s under a Marquee on a Sunday would be ace. What are your thoughts on that.

Ribit I agree whole Queenslander of me for our emblem of pride to be flown high, far and wide spreading the glories across this world, informing everyone of the best state in Australia.
However though, once you have been a Queenslander and travelled elsewhere you always end up back in home territory so I have no hesitation at all in wondering if Our Kings Royal Regala will ever be returned unto him. Oh she will be. A
nd having travelled far and wide it is only fitting that she return to her King with tales of travels and cultures and people that have been encountered, that she be marked with battle scars from defending her King and State from those who opose our great piece of dirt.
She will do her King proud and escape the clutches of those whom have captured her (of course unless Osama actually washes his hair and needs something close at hand to wrap around his head).
Lucy it shall be with great honour that I organise the feast and festivities. I must inform our resident Jester and tell him to be ready at any time. (Pezza where the heck are you!!)

Cheers
Jo

Jo, I am coming to the conclusion that you are Lucky must work for the same Federal department for framing evidence. LOL I hadn't previously come to that conclusion until I met with the said Lucky, and of course seen your rants!

No wonder there were importers of toads in the first place, that was you wasn't it? (hehheheh)

Ohh you are good value John!!!!!

Oh Ribit, you will be rewarded for your exceptional cunning and stealth in protecting all that is QLD.

As proclaimed King of "Cane Toad Territory" I herby anoint you and knight you "Sir Ribit (alot)" like Sir Lancelot only bolder and more cunning LOL!! Your toadstool at the round pond will be waiting for you on your return to this great territory of ours.

Until we meet again, go forth and harras the bleep out of those crow eaters hehehehehe.

Regards, Trevor.

Hey you cane toads..........we crow eaters don't give a toss what you all get up around your round pond etc (kinky buggars, you lot!!!).....so long as you leave us alone and don't involve us in all your deborchery and letchery. Given that half (at least) of your population is made up of expat Vicwegians (hey, Lucky will emigrate up there soon enuff), I'm not surprised that you seem to be such a lost cause. Who else could love cane toads and the colour "maroon"?????? (YUK)

The only part of your state we would be seen in is the Cape and the far west.......a trip from Innaminka heading north east towards Cooktown, and then north, is a great way to spend a week or 4. Too bad the rest of the state is such a waste of space!!! hahahaha

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm! not a bad effort.

I did a bit of forensic analysis on this pic and I believe that my findings would stand scrutiny in any competent jurisdiction.

You are going to burn in hell for that one Moses.

Good one. It really is getting a culture lesson isn't it. Being a QLD flag I am surprised they Iti's didn't get you to put it in the hand of that big stone figure in the middle of the pic.

Trevor.