Travlin thru S.A

Thats King Trevor to you...you infidel.
I was sent to warraweena prior to the kings arrival to make sure all was safe for his pending visit as we were alerted by ASIO to some dodgy going ons by a well known southern 4wd club.
Our suspicions were confirmed by the theft of the royal colours on that Sunday night however we took precautions to this very sort of thing and carefully placed wart spoors on all the royal possessions so it will be interesting when all the owners of certain Toyota's from the said club all break out in warts.
And it is for that very reason I am hanging around down south.
I will be contacting those concerned in due course.

Ribit

Thanks Ribit,

I see the superior adaptability of the cane toad is shinning through, not only have you adapted well to the southern winter but the ability to learn the use of UHF and now internet impresses even myself. I can't wait to see what else is on the horizon for you....after all the world is your oyster now you have mastered the internet ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trevor R.

Oh, Trevor,
Thats not the only thing that this clever cane toad has mastered. It also uses a mobile phone!

Nette

Tell me more Mrs R., you have me intrigued.

Trevor.

Oh, I think you know already.......

Yesterday I received 2 calls on my mobile from the said cane toad (or one purporting to be him!!). He is a toad of very limited vocabulary (limited to "ribbitt, ribbitt, ribbitt etc etc"). Despite my best efforts to engage him in a conversation, nothing more would come from his lips. haha

The cane toad probably thought he/she should keep it simple, after all crow eaters are known the world over for their likeness to all things simple LOL!!!!

Sounds like the cane toad has your measure, just wait till the wort spoors take their toll.

Oh this gets better every day ROFL!!!

Thanks for the latest update on antics from this pesky cane toad. Probably won't be too long before it has you guys growing sugar cane and drinking bundy by the bucket (would be a big step but I am sure the cane toad is up to the task).

Regards, Trevor (in tears with laughter).

Mr Roach I wasn't speaking through my mouth when last I contacted you as I was feasting on a great southern Gnat and I was always tought never to talk with my mouth full so I had to improvise.
Until next time Long live the KING

Ribit