home security.........
Submitted: Friday, Aug 17, 2007 at 07:55
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Member - Reiner G (QLD) 4124
I found this one and think it is worth posting :-)
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE
SOUTH
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's
used size 14-16
work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy
of Guns & Ammo
Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,
I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't
mess with the pit
bulls--
they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him
up real bad. I
don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to
tell from all the
blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better
wait outside.
'Cooter'
Have a good weekend everybody
Cheers
Reiner
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Reply By: shade10 - Friday, Aug 17, 2007 at 08:09
Friday, Aug 17, 2007 at 08:09
Yeap and shoot first ask questions later???
I like it!!!
And bury the bodies where they cant be found.
Leave no witnesses either. Gets messy.
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Reply By: Member -Signman - Friday, Aug 17, 2007 at 11:30
Friday, Aug 17, 2007 at 11:30
You talkin about ma house there boy !!!
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Reply By: Member - Stephen M (NSW) - Friday, Aug 17, 2007 at 20:55
Friday, Aug 17, 2007 at 20:55
Sounds like when I was coming home with a mate from Coolah one night, I forgot to fuel up at the last servo I passed so got to the next town running on fumes. Being a one horse town the servo was shut at 6pm.Thought we were going to be staying the night in the pub when the barlady told us to go over to the servo and tell the old bloke I sent you. Went over banging on the door went round back could see him at his kitchen window but he didnt see us or hear us so went to walk in then backed off saw the biggest two dog bowls youve ever seen, got the car facing his windows and flashed the
driving lights which got his attention he then come out to see what we wanted with two little silkys running and barking behind him, I laughed and we had a chat with him but hey it worked stopped us from walking throught the
gate and to his back door. Regards Steve M
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Follow Up By: k9 - Saturday, Aug 18, 2007 at 04:19
Saturday, Aug 18, 2007 at 04:19
hahahaha
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Reply By: shade10 - Monday, Aug 20, 2007 at 20:03
Monday, Aug 20, 2007 at 20:03
Hey all, I have a shovel handle behind the door and i've taught my fiance to go for the throat, can't fight if a F$%^er can't breath? I do't play games with these people that B'N'E and said all they did was ask for a glass of
water!!!
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Reply By: Iva Biggin {A.C.T} - Saturday, Aug 25, 2007 at 00:38
Saturday, Aug 25, 2007 at 00:38
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