Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! – Guess what?
Nah! You never will, so I’ll tell you.
The last thing I saw at
Melbourne Airport was a bunch of wild looking dudes passing me around before it went black as they put me in the Flag-napping container.
Next thing I know is its light again and a
young girl is extracting me out into light whilst saying:
Mum, that Air Hostess must of accidently put this thing into our over head locker when those men with the beards had to leave the plane before everyone else. It’s some sort of flag, looks like they must have come from Queensland.
Yes Bleep, there was something in the papers the other day about some of those people having some trouble with the police up there. Maybe its something to do with them.
Anyway guess where we were and I had escaped their clutches (the things they said they were going to do with me – just dreadfull)
Then it’s black again and when its light again I am in the country in an Audi on a thing called a Audi-
barn and the girl,s father is driving at 180kph plus when he turns and says to the girls mother: Bleep gee whiz,doesn’t it scoot along at 180 ok.
I start feeling sick, so they stop and stick me out the window into the fresh air and I instantly smell Austrian Pine Forests.
The girl’s mother starts chatting and says you shouldn’t have got so excited when your HP4700 died and the factory reset wiped everything. You know how accident prone you are, and it doesn’t matter if that Tom Tom thing you spent all the money on, doesn’t work here in Bavaria either, because the in car one is doing a great job. I really don’t think you should have been playing with that HP4700 thingy on the plane. (Mute silence)
Ah! We are in Salzburg Austria where I was caressed by Frau Valerie and visited the
Post Office. Had a fright there cause I thought I was going on some African safari to the Sudan. Nah! Just a poster/sticker ( Thank Bleep)
I am back in the dark again- let you know next Friday where I have been.
Your son
Indiana Flag