Damn wife got me stuffed again

Both the wife and I have to be in Darwin Mid April next year. So I figure while doing some work in my garage, the brain ticks over COOOOOOOOLLLLL. I figure as the wife does not go camping anymore (has not in years) the good lady can fly I will drive and take a couple of weeks camping there and two or three on the way back etc etc.

I start the planning process in the garage, sometime later I emerge and during conversation mention .... look I'll drive up and you can fly that way we can have the vehicle to move around and do some real sightseeing. Wife agrees as she can spent a bit more time wither her daughters and to me driving (I'm excited) but show no emotion, you know how they hate us men being happy (tic).

Next couple of days nothing else was said I have my first draft plan set YIPEEEEEEEE only known to myself at this stage.

Wife tells me yesterday she will drive up with me ....... now I show the right emotions (but still inside totally confused) that she is coming camping again. Excited all the same and if I do this right she will start coming again which I would like.

Today she says which hotels will we be staying in? hmmmm hotels? I was camping ........ I'm NOT camping. So at this moment I am devastated and say nothing........... figure this the best option at this atage.

I'm hoping we can do a bit of both ....... but I already know this will be a lost course.

How do you get the wife camping when she does not want to ............I dare say as the wifes is clever she will cotton on if I breakdown 14 nights in a row LOL. So might forget that idea.

Staying in hotels there and back and fuel will be cheaper for both fly and hire a car at this stage, mind you the good lady maybe taking the pis* out of me she has a weird sense of hunour. Will let it slide for a couple of weeks and try again.

Ho Hum my bitch over for now guess I better look for some hotel prices.

Axle you want to lend me your dog house I will be in one before long or back of my ute LOL

Brian