O/T Breaking and Entering....

Submitted: Thursday, Oct 18, 2007 at 08:06
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Anyone who's been up here learns two things pretty quickly, 1. we've got a big shed/workshop and 2. it gets very windy here.

This morning member Lucy is on his way up here to do some tinkering, so as I am a conductor on the walking school bus this morning I thought I'd go out and open the shed and disarm it for him before I left. However, Tues night, member Bonz was here fossicking for some GU bits, and when he left, he armed the shed, but he locked the door handle [he wasn't to know not to do that, and I didn't tell him not to] the door has a separate deadlock and the door handle lock isn't used - no key for it Anyway this morning when I went out there, the door handle was locked - minor panic set in..major panic set in when I realised that indeed I didn't have a key for it..so I did the only thing I could do at 7.25am in the morning.. I rang Al - who's in Perth - 5.25am! and told him what happened...all other doors were locked too....so I had to have a crash course in breaking and entering...made worse by the gale I was standing in, the fact that I had inadvertinly locked the dead lock thinking I had unlocked it, talking on the phone to Al at the same time...and having Callum insisting on being my T.A, eventually I managed to force the door open and disarmed the shed...LOL...all this before 7.45am.

Lucy had better turn up!


Lyn
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Reply By: QLD Kev - Thursday, Oct 18, 2007 at 08:09

Thursday, Oct 18, 2007 at 08:09
Maybe you should go to the Pyrenees as a crooked thief rather than a Pirate Wench LOL

You should have disarmed the shed and told Lucky that it was open and made him get in there, at least my Cruiser was safe :))

Cheers Kev
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Follow Up By: Al & Mrs Al (Vic) - Thursday, Oct 18, 2007 at 09:49

Thursday, Oct 18, 2007 at 09:49
LOL Have to get into the shed before I can disarm it..lol...your cruiser is safe and sound.
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Follow Up By: Des Lexic - Thursday, Oct 18, 2007 at 12:56

Thursday, Oct 18, 2007 at 12:56
Sounds like to me that she was a wrenching wretched wench.
Lyn Swearing. Nah it would never happen unless it was some vocabulary training for Calum.
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Reply By: Gramps (NSW) - Thursday, Oct 18, 2007 at 08:14

Thursday, Oct 18, 2007 at 08:14
LOL how much would it cost us for you to lock Lucy up for a month or two :))

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Follow Up By: Al & Mrs Al (Vic) - Thursday, Oct 18, 2007 at 09:50

Thursday, Oct 18, 2007 at 09:50
haha...I just told him what happened and he said I did very well getting in...

he'd be quite comfy in there, tv, fridge, first floor mezzanine..lol..
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Reply By: Member No 1- Thursday, Oct 18, 2007 at 08:26

Thursday, Oct 18, 2007 at 08:26
quick....call the coppers...someones trying to break into Lyn's shed
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Follow Up By: QLD Kev - Thursday, Oct 18, 2007 at 08:32

Thursday, Oct 18, 2007 at 08:32
Call in the SWAT team for Lucky LOL

I wonder what his get away vehicle will be The Droopy, That Jeep Thing or the inconspicuous Bluebird

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Follow Up By: Al & Mrs Al (Vic) - Thursday, Oct 18, 2007 at 09:51

Thursday, Oct 18, 2007 at 09:51
I was a bit concerned if any of the neighbours over the back were watching...they'd have certainly heard me..I was swearing like a Pirate...
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Follow Up By: Member No 1- Thursday, Oct 18, 2007 at 10:20

Thursday, Oct 18, 2007 at 10:20
well... its not unlike you ...is it?
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Follow Up By: QLD Kev - Thursday, Oct 18, 2007 at 12:54

Thursday, Oct 18, 2007 at 12:54
It's not one of these systems is it



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Follow Up By: Al & Mrs Al (Vic) - Thursday, Oct 18, 2007 at 13:11

Thursday, Oct 18, 2007 at 13:11
LOL something like that Kev.
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Reply By: Member - 'Lucy' - Thursday, Oct 18, 2007 at 22:51

Thursday, Oct 18, 2007 at 22:51
Evening All

As you can very clearly see from the above, that 'chit magnet' (aka as member BONZ) has been at it again.

He is like the Army 'fitters and turners' (Cooks) - they fit it into pots and turn it into chit.

Whereas with Bonz, whatever he touches automatically turns to chit, causing a down stream rush of angst engulfing everyone in its path.

Arfur Bonzarelli! C'mon down, you have made my day yet again. (ROFLMAO),

I have to say that Mrs Al did a sterling job in gain entry to the subject premises so that I could fly my 'mission'.

Kev (Q)- you will always wonder what I did 'whilst in there' , but will never, ever know for sure. (LOL)

Have a good weekend all.
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