Tuesday, Oct 23, 2007 at 20:55
Actually the net is a Pandoras Box (pardon the pun - which was intended) to me. During my perambulations through it certain information does seem to litterally "pop up"! This is why I know what a casual piece of skirt costs. And actually the stats are staggering, 90% of all women will accept in their lifetime reward for provision of
services and 99.9% of all males will pay for a bit of "casual skirt". So that means that as I am in the .1% that does not pay the rest of you blokes must be paying or telling untruths....
Just yesterday when some cretin stole my hearing aids, in the little silver box, off the tableau at the "Coffee Club" (assuming it was a cell phone I spose) I remarked to Sybil how attractive the Waitress was and she remarked " Basil, why do you think she would be interested in you, you don't have money!!! You really have no idea do you, what would any woman want with a worn out old nearly incontinent Veteran with PTSD" and my classic rejoinder "You're still here dear"
I can't wait to get put into a retirement village, I have a single old mate in one and they are full of single women who have outwhined their husbands and are happy to be seduced by any men at all...
Axel I think that was a Dorothy Dixer, even Mr Rudd knows how much "casual skirt" costs.... A lot more than @ the "Club 55" in Vung Tau in 1969 by the sounds of it.
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