while your out walking...remember these - phriday phunneee

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Laura aka diver 1

Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

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Reply By: new boy - Friday, Nov 02, 2007 at 12:24

Friday, Nov 02, 2007 at 12:24

BBQ SEASON
1. The woman buy the food
2. the woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makesdessert
3. the woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces,and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
4.The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
HERE COMES THE IMPORTANT PART
5. the man places the meat on the grill
MORE ROUTINE
6.the woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
7 the woman comes out to tell the man the meat looks good .
he thanks her and asks for another beer while be flips the meat.
IMPORTANT AGAIN
8.the man takes the meat off the grill and hands to the woman
MORE ROUTINE9. The woman prepares the plates,salad,bread,utensils and brings to the table.
10. After eating the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL
11. Everyone praise the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts .
12. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "HER NIGHT OFF" and upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women

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