Bloody Toyota's

ROTFLMAO

Cheers Kev

Stefan, it serves you bl-well right. You should have known better than to tackle a Yota. LOL

LOL - a great story well told!

Muddy

Hi Stefan, Just wait until you try that stunt with Mazda BT50!! You will be refilling those twelve empty glasses with tears.LOL
Your post was a good read. Cheers

Stefan

Could be wrong, but I think I over heard somebody the other day saying that Toyota are delivering Valium (free of charge) to Nissan owners.

Might be a good idea to give Toyota a ring on Monday and explain your delicate condition. Their a understanding mob and use to Nissan owners sobbing on their doorstep.

LOL

Regards

Kim

hahahahaha bloody Nissan hoon

Kev, Kev, Kev, It's moments like these I need minties. My wish is that you keep chickens for a hobby & I sincerely hope they turn into emus & kick your Shxt house down. Cheers.

Oh poor Stefan,
I've told you before son, you don't try to race in a 4by even if it's a beautiful Nissan such as yours, and yes we are all used to beating Yota 75's and surf diesels etc while we are on pushbikes, but this new v8 seems to have changed the equation somewhat.

Maybe its compensation for something else, you know what I mean.

Stick to racing older yotas in future mate.
Your 2.8 is no youngster anymore.
Now have another beer and pull yourself together boy.

stefan
That'll teach ya not to play with fire

You should count yourself lucky!

Lucky you don't drive one of this 3L Nissan TD Hand Granades. No telling after 20,000km when the donk will go plonk.

Oh what a feeling.

Only seen a couple of them 76 series yota's , in my rear view mirror of my 4800 petrol Nissan.

Might be a different story if and when they can fix up the 200 series and get them on the road.

Must be something about yota drivers (im yota and nissan so i wont talk....)

Imagine this.....

Sitting at the bottom of Big red, Bucky has already gone up and Phil (on his P's) is driving the Forrester and has already had about 5 goes at trying to get up.....

2 cowboys rock up in their 70 series (or 75 series....what ever -- that type anyway)...blue chipped up turbo diesel thing build like a brick dunny

Nath's had a go at the hard tracks up(in the 80 series) and cannt quite get over the lip and they watch...he comes back down and talks its up to 'em....."yeah, you'll do it easy...." all that bullshyte......

so they jump in with jack all of a run up and go up the hard track....dont even get half way.....roll back and have another go at it, again and again and again with no luck......

Phils had enough of this and gets the subbie started.....they watch and have a bit of a laugh...."a subbie wont get up there....plus he's a P plater - what does he know about snad..." etc.....I kept my mouth shut.....

Phil - yes the Subbie - gets up.....I tell the blokes "bloody hell - first try and he gets up!!!'' (chricken run of course...but still)

They start to look a bit stupid by this stage and have another go but at the not so hard track....still no luck.....again and again they try....

We all jump in our 80 series and get up in one hit! We wait at the top to see what those cowboys do.......they funally let their tryre pressure down and get up chicken run.....

the look on their faces wasa mastercard moment when Phil drove up "first go" ......

They slugged their way back to Birdsville with their tales between their legs"

then again as a toyota driver i rolled the LC through the arents garage!

It happens to everyone so dont worry....you'll be right tomorrow!!

Laura

Hi Stefan, know how you feel I have tried many times doing that when I had the old lux, crawl up second gear see the lights changing and plant it. Got beaten pretty much ever time.I did win a couple of times but the only reason probably was the other driver wasnt trying LOL. Not so bad now in the prado althou I nearly got chewed up and spat out by the new turbo diesel prado, geez they go well. Regards Steve M

I drive a natural 1HZ and it rarely disappoint me!

You see trick is to aim a little lower, usually 2nd or 3rd behind that Commodore/Falcon/Lada, . . . . . . . . . . . .







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I need to speak to Dr Jim (bean)
Shane

Nothing to be ashamed of Stefan, the Toyota was in it's natural environment, on road in city traffic. : )

Save your Patrol for off road where they belong.

Mmmmmm.... now let's see,
Nissan 2.8 worth around 15 G's,
Owner of Yota thingy ripped off 60 G's plus,
Now go spend 45 grand on your Nissan and see what the outcome is then :-))

Cheers
Pezza

Oh what a feeling !!

My TDV8 trayback regularly trounces the unsuspecting public at the lights.

This week SWMBO gets her 200 series TDV8 GXL with mucho kW more than the trayback, if I'm allowed to drive it ....

WATCH OUT !!

Thanks fellahs!

It's a series of posts like these that make my day. There are some very funny people among you.

Regards, John Angus

PS: I drive a 1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited so I can watch these Nissan v Toyota discussions with lofty disdain.