Member Willem victim of White Lightning and Barbed Wire Overdose.

Willem announced in Post 52209 that The Forums Minister for Consumables, the Right Honorable Roachie, was acquiring or had acquired a 200 series with all extras attached etc etc.

Of course Roachie availed himself of the whole of question time to profusely deny this scurrilous allegation by someone obviously affected by a tad too much of the good stuff.

Well trendsetters its my duty to advise you that its all true – Yes! Willem has fallen off his perch so to speak, and NO! Roachie is not/has not bought a 200 series (even though he would if he could)

Knowing Willem I thought it’s not like him to get something like this so far out of kilter, unless he had mixed prickly pear potion with the aforementioned two types of ‘rocket fuel’, gee I hope you are alright over there Willem.

So after interrogating all known sources about this allegation and coming up with a big blank I decided to do the crossword. However, Before I get started the mobile beeps and I receive a text message that went some thing like this:


******** has gone to the Dark Side and bought a Toyota.


Hot dog! Who the hell is ******** because the SMS didn’t show the number of the sender. Bugger! what to do.

This morning I identified the sender of the SMS and had a chat to them.

YES! The culprit is none other than that one eyed pink Nissan Mafioso from the Western District – EX-OZ member John Renyard aka Moses.

Apparently got himself a Sahara with every known extra/attachment that can fit or be fitted to a Toyota. A real Passion pit so I’m told. Also has two GPS find/show where you are going thingy’s and plenty of other gadgets/widgets to keep him occupied.

Poor old ‘Moses’ has been relegated to being the farm chitbox and rightly so for a nIssan anyway.

So there you have it people – the Roachie 200 series myth – BUSTED>

Willem! Go steady on that ‘stuff ‘please, remember you aren’t as young as you used to be. (ROFLMAO)