The Landcruiser Wink

I think maybe he has already had a fair share of the festive season stuff!! Cheers

opps forgot to add the wink translates as

"so you got suckered into buying one too hey!!!"

Cheers Stefan

Mate, you're dreaming!!! Got your vehicle names around the wrong way for sure!

PS - good signature pic. Picked just the right angle so we can't even see the jacks you've used to lift it up to get to the problems underneath!!! ;-)

now now Steve L....We all know that Nissans have a drive train to envy!! LOL

cheers Stefan

Nudie you must be the funniest bloke on this site.. ha ha.. :-)

I thought that it is only a bunch of shielas driving yotas. So no extra appeal for you nudie - sorry mate. They might be queer?

Kind regards

LOL... I love to reverse park into a tight spot with a shop window where I can see exactly how close I am.

The two STTs on the look scarey enough to the poor souls in the car behind, or the grannies on the footpath both of which who have been seen to raise their arms as though I was going to hit the car behind... I stop just an inch or two short and pull into the middle of the park, get out, get fleeced by the council for parking, and walk off with a straight face.

Srewth Laura !

You can park too ??

And reverse !

Wow, what next ?

we know how you got the kids too !

After all, it's only natural
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

Another sinister word eh?

LOL
Bucky

ps,, what you gunna do over Xmas ,, no Explor OZ ,,,tis tis

Hang on roachie,

Your Pootrol has had a bit of work in the rear end department so I wouldn't gone on about sexual preferences too much!

"I don't know about the rest of you, but if I was driving along and some other BLOKE winked at me, I'd be very worried. I guess it just goes to prove my long-held thoughts about the relative sexual orientation of blandcruiser drivers......... (batting for the other side)."


ROFLMAO!!! I was thinking exactly the same thing Roachie... I did notice a couple of blokes looking at me a bit funny while i was driving the work Hilux today, they were in 'Yota's too... It's all starting to make sense now...

Chers, Brad

"I did notice a couple of blokes looking at me a bit funny while i was driving the work Hilux today, they were in 'Yota's too... It's all starting to make sense now..."

Stuff that Brads , if ya gotta keep driving the "WINK WINK CAR"...tell em ya want a huge pay rise

Funniest effin thing I have read in ages!!!! well done

but no wink, just a manly hand shake!

Cheers Stefan

Onya Dave, I knew you'd come up with a great response......

Now I know why Muddy looks at Pesty and Lucky and OuTanabout David in a really strange way...... I bet Luke and Brew are both as glad as me that we drive "real" 4bys and not one of those "gay-magnet" thingos......

Roachie

Did you know the first engine fitted to a Landcrusier was a Chev?

Thats right you have a small bit of a Toyota in that thing you call a 4WD...


And Borgy

it's a good thing you have little Borgy other wise people would start asking questions.... LOL

Richard

And Borgy

it's a good thing you have little Borgy other wise people would start asking questions.... LOL

I have 4 littleborgys mate , no problems here....lol

Cheers......Dave

Thats cool you just seem to know a lot about gay things for someone who has 4 little borgys .. LOL .. ;-)

well Richard , when you read all the s h i t e Toyota owners dribble on here , it can have that effect on ya , but i just get in my NISSAN as soon as possible , and everything is cool again ...lol

Cheers.......Dave

Still TIC too by the way

by.. ;-)

"by.. ;-)"

Gee your game admitting that on a National forum mate ...lol

could also add wink , wink , nudge , nudge, you know what I mean,,, ;-))

Sorry said tht back to front, I think.. LOL

Nudge, nudge, Wink, wink, you know what I mean.. LOL

Good one dad, couldn't have written it any better myself

I will admit I will perv on other Nissans rigged up ready to rock and roll but there's NO WAY IN HELL I would ever give a nod or wink or even a slight smile. It's more like that amoral ad that's on the telly at the moment, I will stare until I cant stare any longer.

Roachie,

You are spot on mate, I couldn't drive one of those gay magnet thing-a-mi-jigs they are talking about. I'd be toooooo scared that I might be looked at the wrong way, especially after reading all this.

Spot-on Snake........ hahahahah

Oh we understand allright Craig ..lol

Landrover owners do to each other too......... (as well as wave and wink to one another....hahaha)

I have a life Baz...and i enjoy it immensely!!


Cheers........Dave

Funny, doesn't look like a Toyota in your rig pic, or you just need a pic me up.

Baz.

Baz , for now i own a NISSAN PATROL, why?? because its my personal car of choice.....you own a whatever , and i don't really give a s h i t e , you own it because that's what you choose to own...well good onya!! It would be so boring if we all owned the same type of vehicle, right? One thing that gets up my nose on here? its people like yourself,( and im not just targeting you ) that get on here and don't mind taking the p i s s out of me or anyone else because we choose to own something different to what they own, and its always a joke to start with, but as soon as someone else has something smarter to say ,well look out , all of a sudden its no longer a joke anymore, it becomes personal...What im trying to get across is that we are all bloody different ...who knows next year i might shock everyone and go buy myself a ..a...t t t oyota, damn that was hard...lol anyway to sum it all up...If you or anyone else cant handle a bit of friendly banter , then i suggest you need to get a life!!!....I mean holy hell if Richard Kovacs and i can sling a bit of s h i t e at each other and then still joke about it , im sure anyone can......

Cheers........Dave

Well Dave, is there anywhere in this thread i had a go at what people drive, or you for that matter, i don't think so.

How can one tell if i was serious, or did you assume as most do, the people on here that know me and have met me know that i'm far from serious!!!!

So your responce is a tad over the top, i don't have a go at what others drive, my original post was having a go in jest at the crap that others rabbit on about, on how wonderfull their make of car is, some may say they only having fun and some are but i doubt that all are, as the same ones keep popping up when i happen to mention what i drive.

After a while the friendly banter becomes boring and childish as it's all the time (from the regulars), so don't have a go at me for something i didn't and don't do.

Have a good Xmas Dave.

Baz.

Oh and for the record, i have a Disco.

No probs Baz , perhaps my responce was a tad over the top , obviously i misunderstood you , for which i apologise ...

A merry xmas and great new year to you and yours mate

Cheers........Dave

As for the disco mate , never have owned one so i cant comment