License to drive a 4wd..maybe not(sense of humour needed)

Do we need a special license to drive a 4wd? Perhaps not. How about a simple test, before Bill Bogan gets into the driver's seat?
Naturally since Bill ain't too good at readin, writing or stuff like that, the test might have to be a spoken one. .


True or false

1. A 4wd can go anywhere

2. The faster you drive a 4wd, the better it goes.

3. 4wds don't fall over because they have more stability.

4. 4wds have better brakes so can be driven more quickly than cars.

5. There are no water hazards that 4wds can't cross.

6. When you drive off the tar, a seatbelt is not necessary.

7. A 4wd bull bar is for making the car in front move out of your way.

8 When driving a 4wd off the tar, it is better to go faster so that you miss hitting wild life.

9. A 4wd has enough power to tow anything.

10 4wds are far more comfortable to drive than most cars. That's why they make ideal mum's taxis.

11. Diesel 4wds are cheaper to run than petrol 4wds.

12. 4wds have bull bars and big tyres to make them look sexy.

13. 4wds should never make sudden shifts in direction at speed.

14. Most "rollover" accidents with 4wds occur on sand dunes.

15.The best accessory for a 4wd is a sticker.