I have enough trouble finding the car keys now - vasectomy with the car remote b

Submitted: Saturday, Feb 16, 2008 at 23:24
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"The device stops and starts the flow of sperm with the push of a button, using the same technology used to lock a car with a key fob."

vasectomy with the car remote button - WHAT THE....

"A man would use the remote control to open the valve and allow the sperm to pass through when he and his partner wanted to conceive."

Boy am i in trouble. I am forever losing the keys only to be told they are right where I left them. I got a feeling I will be spending a lot of time unlocking and locking the wrong thing after using the wrong car remote - but it could be fun :-)))


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Reply By: Footloose - Saturday, Feb 16, 2008 at 23:34

Saturday, Feb 16, 2008 at 23:34
You wouldn't want the remote to fall into the wrong hands. What if your neighbour wanted his on and switched yours on at the same time? Is there a light or something that tells you when its on or off ?
And what if you and your partner held different views on whether to have children? Could you tell by the grin on her face when she says "Dunno" when you ask if she's seen your remote?
What about battery failure?
The possibilities are ..alarming ...
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Follow Up By: PradOz - Saturday, Feb 16, 2008 at 23:37

Saturday, Feb 16, 2008 at 23:37
just imagine whats going to happen when they bring back the drive-in

all those blinkers flashing on and off as the guys try find the correct remote - LOL
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Reply By: GerryP - Saturday, Feb 16, 2008 at 23:36

Saturday, Feb 16, 2008 at 23:36
Wonder how you know whether its 'on' or 'off'? Perhaps your eyes flash 4 times for 'open' and just once for 'shut'. :)
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Follow Up By: PradOz - Saturday, Feb 16, 2008 at 23:39

Saturday, Feb 16, 2008 at 23:39
if only they can get it connected to the fly on your pants - down for on, up for off
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Follow Up By: Footloose - Saturday, Feb 16, 2008 at 23:42

Saturday, Feb 16, 2008 at 23:42
What do you mean YOUR pants ? :)) I've been waiting for one that would work on the opposition for years ! THEN they tell me it's called money....
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Follow Up By: Footloose - Saturday, Feb 16, 2008 at 23:44

Saturday, Feb 16, 2008 at 23:44
New lyrics needed...

A kiss on the cheek might be
quite continental
But re motes are a girls best friend ....
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Follow Up By: PradOz - Saturday, Feb 16, 2008 at 23:44

Saturday, Feb 16, 2008 at 23:44
actually i didnt mean YOUR pants, i meant MINE
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Follow Up By: blue one - Sunday, Feb 17, 2008 at 07:39

Sunday, Feb 17, 2008 at 07:39
Hate to think what would happen if it shorted out.
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