Bird Poo

Submitted: Friday, Mar 21, 2008 at 12:48
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What do you do if a bird craps on your windscreen?
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Reply By: Steve from Top End Explorer Tours - Friday, Mar 21, 2008 at 12:50

Friday, Mar 21, 2008 at 12:50
I have Wwoofer to wash it off.

Cheers Steve.
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Reply By: Axel [ the real one ] - Friday, Mar 21, 2008 at 12:53

Friday, Mar 21, 2008 at 12:53
A 410 works wonders , lol.
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Follow Up By: Rock Ape - Friday, Mar 21, 2008 at 16:18

Friday, Mar 21, 2008 at 16:18
Axel,
I can't believe you would chance it with such a weapon, one could be hurt. Recommendation is semi auto 12 gauge, sawn off and no choke. You also can't miss if your eyes are shot, that is if you can see what has crapped on you.

The Aussie way is! if it moves shoot it and if it dosen't, shoot it in case it moves.

The Ape
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Reply By: turbopete - Friday, Mar 21, 2008 at 13:23

Friday, Mar 21, 2008 at 13:23
DERRRRRRRRRRR what do u do,
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Reply By: Dion - Friday, Mar 21, 2008 at 13:30

Friday, Mar 21, 2008 at 13:30
derrrrrrr, you get rid of her of course!!

Cheers,
D.
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Follow Up By: warfer69 - Saturday, Mar 22, 2008 at 01:31

Saturday, Mar 22, 2008 at 01:31
LMAO
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Follow Up By: Dion - Saturday, Mar 22, 2008 at 21:08

Saturday, Mar 22, 2008 at 21:08
Warfer69, methinx you and I are the only ones that got this joke, it's an oldy from way back when....................

Cheers,
D.
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Reply By: Bonz (Vic) - Friday, Mar 21, 2008 at 13:35

Friday, Mar 21, 2008 at 13:35
I NEVER EVER take her out again.

AND I tell all my mates not to either
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Follow Up By: Brew69(SA) - Saturday, Mar 22, 2008 at 18:11

Saturday, Mar 22, 2008 at 18:11
Bonz..........That is gold :)
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Saturday, Apr 05, 2008 at 22:43

Saturday, Apr 05, 2008 at 22:43
heheeh Brew thanx mate
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Reply By: Willem - Friday, Mar 21, 2008 at 13:57

Friday, Mar 21, 2008 at 13:57
H2O?
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Reply By: Dave Thomson - Friday, Mar 21, 2008 at 15:00

Friday, Mar 21, 2008 at 15:00
Try and hit it with a roll of toilet paper ???
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Reply By: Member - Au-2 - Friday, Mar 21, 2008 at 15:47

Friday, Mar 21, 2008 at 15:47
If I am in the car at the time, I duck . . . every time.
Sheila.
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Reply By: Member - Leave_enough_space - Saturday, Mar 22, 2008 at 10:25

Saturday, Mar 22, 2008 at 10:25
Replace the wind screen - throw the old one out!
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Reply By: Kiwi & "Mahindra" - Saturday, Mar 22, 2008 at 10:33

Saturday, Mar 22, 2008 at 10:33
just before it hits I usually shut my eyes.....I have seen it coming and almost swerved!
Other than that......leave it there for when she goes in for a service...cos they clean it off!!LOL!!

Laura
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Reply By: Michael ( Moss Vale NSW) - Monday, Mar 24, 2008 at 21:23

Monday, Mar 24, 2008 at 21:23
Its really not that difficult. Replace the windscreen... Thats what most people would do!!! Michael
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Reply By: Member - Mike DID - Tuesday, Mar 25, 2008 at 18:05

Tuesday, Mar 25, 2008 at 18:05
Buy some Cloudy Ammonia from the supermarket cleaning section.

Put it in a small spray bottle and keep it in the car. Spray on then let it work for a few minutes to chemically break down the animal protein. Then wipe off with paper towel or toilet paper.

Also works very well on bug splatter on the windscreen - especially if you have to drive towards the sunset.

I've used it for decades and it does not affect duco.
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Reply By: Al & Mrs Al - Al & Lyn, Romsey - Tuesday, Mar 25, 2008 at 19:06

Tuesday, Mar 25, 2008 at 19:06
Well sometimes, I admire their acrobatic prowess...but normally I just swear..

Lyn

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