Minister for Everything trashes car in Woollies Carpark..........
Submitted: Wednesday, Mar 26, 2008 at 20:23
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Willem
Yes, that fella from Terang has done it again!
It has been reported that, that accident prone bloke, known locally as Bonz, has trashed an expensive European Import in the Woollies
Carpark somewhere in UnZud. A reversing manoeuvre gone wrong? Not quite sure, but damage to the Import is said to be extensive, not to mention damage to the hired Campervan
Oh Dear Mr Bonz....what next......ROTFLMAO
Cheers
Reply By: Kev & Darkie - Wednesday, Mar 26, 2008 at 20:26
Wednesday, Mar 26, 2008 at 20:26
LMAO,
Just wait for Lucky to start up LOL
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Follow Up By: Member - 'Lucy' - Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 19:47
Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 19:47
Just had someone leave a garbled message on my mobile about being arrested by police for wrecking something in a car
park.
Couldn't make head nor tail of what the coota was saying
But NOW - I'ts becoming clearer.
If this becomes a valid happening then the said galoot will replace Roachie as 'EO Knob of the Year'.
Only downer will be that we will never see his face again. Damn!
PS
I hope he is looking for someone to post bail
How good would that be.
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Reply By: Kiwi & "Mahindra" - Wednesday, Mar 26, 2008 at 20:30
Wednesday, Mar 26, 2008 at 20:30
Our dear Bonz...whats happening...belly up's on...nighy nighy!!
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Saturday, Apr 05, 2008 at 10:17
Saturday, Apr 05, 2008 at 10:17
All is good All is good, no damage to the camper and pride only slightly bent. SAAB unwell in the rear end.
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Reply By: Footloose - Wednesday, Mar 26, 2008 at 20:39
Wednesday, Mar 26, 2008 at 20:39
So about now Bonz is feeling a little sheepish ?
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Follow Up By: Stu & "Bob" - Wednesday, Mar 26, 2008 at 21:53
Wednesday, Mar 26, 2008 at 21:53
Was he making a "ewe" turn?
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Follow Up By: MrBitchi (QLD) - Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 09:07
Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 09:07
Think he "ram"ed it....
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Follow Up By: Mark & Jo, S/side, Bris - Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 09:13
Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 09:13
Well done boys!
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Follow Up By: Dasher Des - Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 09:27
Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 09:27
I think Bonz needs Meusiling now to keep the dags off the back of his pants.
I hope he wasn't Sheep Shaggin at the time.
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Follow Up By: obee - Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 20:33
Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 20:33
no clones to follow. just Nz jokes
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Friday, Mar 28, 2008 at 05:21
Friday, Mar 28, 2008 at 05:21
It was a ewe'sd one too
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Reply By: Gramps (NSW) - Wednesday, Mar 26, 2008 at 21:59
Wednesday, Mar 26, 2008 at 21:59
LOL can't wait to hear all the gory details hahahahaha
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Reply By: Mark & Jo, S/side, Bris - Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 09:14
Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 09:14
Ooooohhhhh No!!!
Well to pay for all that his next trek and overseas holiday are now out of the question!!
Cheers
Jo
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Reply By: Dasher Des - Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 09:23
Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 09:23
That boy just never listens. I told him to stay safe and not break anything.
I wonder who will do the extensive investigation on this one.
I can't wait for Lucy's response either.
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Follow Up By: Kev & Darkie - Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 10:45
Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 10:45
Will he start with his traditional "Trendsetters" ?? LOL
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Reply By: Blaze - Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 17:17
Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 17:17
Next purchase with be a portable reversing camera setup... LOL
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Follow Up By: Gramps (NSW) - Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 17:38
Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 17:38
SWMBO performs that function LOL
Now I'd better duck :)))
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Reply By: blue one - Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 19:43
Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 19:43
It was the gum boot that got im
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Reply By: Member - 'Lucy' - Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 20:09
Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 20:09
Ok Trendsetters
Followup enquiries have revealed the following.
Said right honorable member for Terang was tooling around a car
park in the Sheep Lovers country showing how us 'Oooors-tralians' handle those bigger sucker camper vans they have over there.
He is going great guns when - BANG!
Did you hear that Maree?
Yes! Geoffrey
Hmm! wonder what it was.
You! hit something Geoffrey.
No I didn't.
Daughter - Yes! you did! dad.
All decamp from the vehicle and an inspection reveals that our BONZ has clobbered the rear end of brand new SAAB.
Tearing the bumper bar off as
well as ripping all the wiring loom to the reversing sensors out.
Guess what? they can't find the owner who is purported to be a 6'10" 150kg fully tattoo'd Maori tribal land rights advocate.
The Bonz family left town immediately after leaving his insurance details with the authorities.
They asked him what steps he was going to take, and Bonz apparently said: 'big ones out of town'.
No one was hurt (not yet anyway) and Bonz is driving/walking with a continual twisting of his neck to check the rear.
The above was elicited from an interview I conducted with the subject fugitive approx 10 minutes ago.
I did hear Ms Imogen groan in the back ground when he answered the phone, how did HE! find out so fast.
Don't ya just luv it, cause I do (ROFLMAO x 10,000)
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Follow Up By: Kev & Darkie - Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 20:55
Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 20:55
My sides hurt from LMAO
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 22:34
Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 22:34
Krooooooolll bugga!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Follow Up By: Member - 'Lucy' - Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 22:59
Thursday, Mar 27, 2008 at 22:59
Kev & Roachie
When I rang him I was literally rolling on the floor with tears rolling down my face.
I mean, how do you travel 3,000kms, hire a CV (2nd biggest apparently), listen to the lectures they give you on the dangers of driving same, pay the extra plus insurance just in case and walk out the door and proceed to crash the mother into the dearest of all imported vehicles.
He really is the C H I T magnet from hell.
Ms Imogen will give me all the good insider stuff as to how it happened and what emanated from his mouth when it all unfolded.
Cant wait for her to return.
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Friday, Mar 28, 2008 at 05:22
Friday, Mar 28, 2008 at 05:22
Of course with Lucky all is fabricated. In this case only minor portions are. It was THE BIGGEST campervan not second biggest hahhaha
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Follow Up By: Mark & Jo, S/side, Bris - Friday, Mar 28, 2008 at 08:27
Friday, Mar 28, 2008 at 08:27
Bonz you're lucky Lucy didn't ring his UnnZed counter parts to find some charges that he could of had you arrested on! Lucky would be laughing all the way to the airport as he catches his flight over there to have you in Interview Room 1!!!!
Cheers Jo
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Follow Up By: Dasher Des - Friday, Mar 28, 2008 at 09:10
Friday, Mar 28, 2008 at 09:10
Lucy, you never cease to amaze me, your ability to get the low down on occurences and your investigative powers are of BIBLICAL proportions. I was under the impression that you were at that time in the Western nether regions of the country and yet you can still ferret out the truth, the whole truth and nuthing but the truth.
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Friday, Mar 28, 2008 at 10:14
Friday, Mar 28, 2008 at 10:14
Yes............ but he hasn't been too successful (AFAIK) with his quest to locate and retrieve a certain maroon-coloured standard which he used to have possession of, but now no longer does!!!!!! hahahaha
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Follow Up By: Member - Warfer (VIC) - Monday, Apr 07, 2008 at 14:52
Monday, Apr 07, 2008 at 14:52
*Guess what? they can't find the owner who is purported to be a 6'10" 150kg fully tattoo'd Maori tribal land rights advocate*
Who happens to be the Customs Officer ! Oh not the latex glove ...
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Reply By: Bonz (Vic) - Friday, Mar 28, 2008 at 05:20
Friday, Mar 28, 2008 at 05:20
Good news travels fast eh?
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Follow Up By: Member - Kiwi Kia - Friday, Mar 28, 2008 at 07:17
Friday, Mar 28, 2008 at 07:17
It wasn't me - it was Willem :-))
Keep your umbrellas handy folks, there is a heavy rain warning for the Milford area over the next couple of days.
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Follow Up By: Member - JohnR (Vic)&Kath - Friday, Mar 28, 2008 at 19:32
Friday, Mar 28, 2008 at 19:32
Bonz, I know how Lucky does invent evidence so I wasn't sure there was a motorhome in Nu'zulund until you confirmed it. I even hear the news before I went to
Melbourne
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Saturday, Apr 05, 2008 at 10:31
Saturday, Apr 05, 2008 at 10:31
Hy Ray, back
home now and Milford...Not a cloud in the sky and 24 degrees, just perfect, the sound was like glass!
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Follow Up By: Dasher Des - Monday, Apr 07, 2008 at 09:22
Monday, Apr 07, 2008 at 09:22
Oh Ye of little knowledge, One of the principals of warfar is NEVER underestimate your enemy.
We know you won't be there as the Handgrenade won't even make it out of the state. Even Romsey is stretching it. LOL
See you in about a month.
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Follow Up By: Member - JohnR (Vic)&Kath - Monday, Apr 07, 2008 at 14:39
Monday, Apr 07, 2008 at 14:39
Dasher, that is prolly the reason to take a hotted 'hundred.
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Follow Up By: Dasher Des - Monday, Apr 07, 2008 at 14:52
Monday, Apr 07, 2008 at 14:52
You quite correct
John, the sooner Bonz upgraders to a hotted 100 the better off he will be.
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Monday, Apr 07, 2008 at 18:19
Monday, Apr 07, 2008 at 18:19
Bonz is soon to upgrade to a hotted 3.0l
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Follow Up By: Dasher Des - Tuesday, Apr 08, 2008 at 09:11
Tuesday, Apr 08, 2008 at 09:11
Bonzarelli, Just FYI, summer is over and even leaving the grenade out in the sun all day long, it won't get any hotter.
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Reply By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Friday, Mar 28, 2008 at 14:57
Friday, Mar 28, 2008 at 14:57
Hey Bonz,
you are not comming to
Innamincka are you?
Nette
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Follow Up By: Dasher Des - Friday, Mar 28, 2008 at 16:58
Friday, Mar 28, 2008 at 16:58
Yes but Lucy is wrapping him up in cotton wool and bringing him up in the Troopy. It's the only way that Bonz can travel nowadays because of the risk to himself and all those that are around him.
I'm sure you're aware that Bonz can't take the handgrenade up to the Outback Challenge and WAS taking the Darkside Conversion vehicle upther although that offer will probably be withdrawn now.
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Friday, Mar 28, 2008 at 18:11
Friday, Mar 28, 2008 at 18:11
Are you suffering some sort of identity crisis you ol' bar-stoold???
There's nothing "dashing" about the Des I know!!!!!
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Follow Up By: Mark & Jo, S/side, Bris - Friday, Mar 28, 2008 at 19:17
Friday, Mar 28, 2008 at 19:17
That's what I said to him Roachie in a very sarcastic way!!!!!!!!
Cheers
Jo
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Follow Up By: Dasher Des - Monday, Mar 31, 2008 at 09:26
Monday, Mar 31, 2008 at 09:26
Listen here you lot, how about some respect for your elders for a change.
I've been dashing around doing lots of things, gathering and providing information from all over the place.
And as you
young girly, I'll get even with you at Innaminka and be warned, my SWMBO will not be there so I WILL BE UNRESTRAINED.
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Follow Up By: Mark & Jo, S/side, Bris - Monday, Mar 31, 2008 at 20:16
Monday, Mar 31, 2008 at 20:16
Oh now Dasher.. No need to be like that! Don't you know violence doesn't solve anything.. I'll ring your therapist for you and tell her she better make a new appointment for you..
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Monday, Mar 31, 2008 at 20:49
Monday, Mar 31, 2008 at 20:49
Don't ring his therapist....ring his NECK!!!! hahaha
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Follow Up By: Dasher Des - Tuesday, Apr 01, 2008 at 10:04
Tuesday, Apr 01, 2008 at 10:04
Listen here Girly, When we meet up at Innaminka, you are definitely getting a tonguey. So be good or I will stick it in extra deep.
Roachie, I don't have to worry about you as you won't even make it there.
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Follow Up By: Mark & Jo, S/side, Bris - Tuesday, Apr 01, 2008 at 11:20
Tuesday, Apr 01, 2008 at 11:20
Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... Boy germs!
Roachie quick, pass me the disenfectant and wire brush for my throat!!!
Hate to dissappoint you but we shall not be there this year...
Is a huge bugga but with Mark the way he is now, blah blah, it just ain't gonna happen unfortunately.
But there is always next year....
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Saturday, Apr 05, 2008 at 10:36
Saturday, Apr 05, 2008 at 10:36
OMG Dasher you are worrying me.... Jo if you DO head to
Innamincka let me know and I will dash up and protect you from this blaggard!
Mr Roach I will most likely not be there although some holidays are opening up so who knows but 98% sure I wont.
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Follow Up By: Mark & Jo, S/side, Bris - Saturday, Apr 05, 2008 at 14:24
Saturday, Apr 05, 2008 at 14:24
Best be wearing your knights armour Bonz! Dash might try and use violence on you!!!!!!
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Saturday, Apr 05, 2008 at 16:17
Saturday, Apr 05, 2008 at 16:17
Dash is no match for a Nissan Man hahahahaha
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Follow Up By: Mark & Jo, S/side, Bris - Monday, Apr 07, 2008 at 23:19
Monday, Apr 07, 2008 at 23:19
Oooooooo get him where it hurts! Good one Bonz!
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Follow Up By: Dasher Des - Tuesday, Apr 08, 2008 at 09:15
Tuesday, Apr 08, 2008 at 09:15
Listen here Girly,if you are going to stick up for that Missan Liability bloke all the time, I'm coming to
Innamincka via your house and remove your Bullbar
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Follow Up By: Mark & Jo, S/side, Bris - Tuesday, Apr 08, 2008 at 09:26
Tuesday, Apr 08, 2008 at 09:26
Dash being the nice woman I am, if you so badly want a bullbar off a Pajero, I will be more than happy to help you, I mean really... the bullbar means nothing...It is the tow assembly that is used to pull out Toyotas and Nissans!!!!
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Follow Up By: Member - Kiwi Kia - Tuesday, Apr 08, 2008 at 09:45
Tuesday, Apr 08, 2008 at 09:45
Bonz, did you manage to check out the price on some real 4wd's when you were over the pond ?
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Follow Up By: Dasher Des - Tuesday, Apr 08, 2008 at 10:14
Tuesday, Apr 08, 2008 at 10:14
Girly, I was actually looking at your Rig Pic and if I take your Bullbar away from you, You'll fall flat on your face with nothing to lean on. LOL Have a nice day too.
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Follow Up By: Mark & Jo, S/side, Bris - Tuesday, Apr 08, 2008 at 10:19
Tuesday, Apr 08, 2008 at 10:19
I know that.. but I can just lean on yours until you have figured out how to take it off to replace it with one off a pajero.!
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Follow Up By: Dasher Des - Tuesday, Apr 08, 2008 at 10:29
Tuesday, Apr 08, 2008 at 10:29
DAM I cant MM you from work. The only problem I'd have with my Yota Bullbar would be from metal fatigue caused by continually having to push your Paj off the side of the road because its a mobile road block. ROFLMAO
Glad to see your sense of humour is working well.LOL
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Follow Up By: Mark & Jo, S/side, Bris - Tuesday, Apr 08, 2008 at 10:40
Tuesday, Apr 08, 2008 at 10:40
Well now that doesn't say too much for toyotas if you would be
"continually having to push"
my pajero off the side of the road now does it? If they are as great as your dellusional mind believes then you would only have to give it one good push wouldn't you!
It is a shame how some people start to lose the full capacity of their brain as they age.....
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Follow Up By: Dasher Des - Tuesday, Apr 08, 2008 at 10:47
Tuesday, Apr 08, 2008 at 10:47
Joey Joey Joey, Continually having to push mean repeatedly having to push one time after the other. Maybe I will have to drive in front of you and just tow you where you want to go.
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Follow Up By: Mark & Jo, S/side, Bris - Tuesday, Apr 08, 2008 at 10:56
Tuesday, Apr 08, 2008 at 10:56
That's what I am saying Dellusional Des, why should you have to repeatedly push one time after the other? Just once should be enough shouldn't it.
They just don't make them like they use to anymore do they Delirious?
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Wednesday, Apr 09, 2008 at 20:23
Wednesday, Apr 09, 2008 at 20:23
Yer Kia I did see some prices bought a couple of UnZud mags not too bad but the prices are WOWOWOW.
Jo Dellusional Des means that he has to continually do it in the Yota cause he cant do it once and for all
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