An act of vandalism

Wash your mouth out boy!!!!!

I love it.

Damned if I can anything wrong with either. LOL

Regards

Kim

LOL wondered why I had'nt seen your "beast" lately.

You are like a pack of animals in for the kill, how about a little sympathy please?

Are you SERIOUSLY asking Toyota owners to have sympathy for a Patrol owner.

How long have you been delusional ? LOL

Your now starting to sound like a prissy Nissan owner. We all make mistakes.....!

LOL

Regards

Kim

What if some lowlife had put "When I grow up I wanna be a Patrol"on your cars?????? I'm sure you would be offended too. You @$@$%^&%'s

LMAO

Even ExplorOz's number 1 Missan owner isn't comming to your assistance....................................................................... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Come on Roachie I know your out there LOL

Cheers Kev

Now now, flattery will get you no where.

Yeah Roachie HELP.

Col,

I'd be rather upset too if someone told me when I get old and boring (like the Droopy) that I was going to loose all sense of adventure and not be able to pull the skin off a rice pudding, so I can truely understand why your car is devastated.

This sounds like something one of our own Nissan lovers up here would do, after all I am talking about the same guy who perpertrated the theft of his own state colours and handed it too the enemy at last years National Gathering. I wouldn't count on this guys support on this subject, he would be running scared to upset his "droopy loving buddy" Ms Lucy.

As for revenge, thats easy....Get a sign saying "Viagra.....made for Droopy's that wanna be able to Patrol"

On your side all the way Col.
Will see you through all the $h!t these Toyota lovers dribble on with in a couple of days.
Trevor.

Trev, yo Bro.

A thoroughly dis-spiccable act of wanten vandalism has been carried out on one of our most important members (any bloke who owns a Patrol is "one of our most important members")..... and all you toymota owners can do crow about it!!!

I bet you all were the sort of buggars at school who would stand by while some poor kid got 7 bells kiccked outa him and laughed all the while.... hahaha

Well, I'm here to tell ya all that it doesn't matter..... when you own a Patrol you develop a hide sooooo thick that insults simply don't penetrate!!!! hahaha

Cheers blokes..... and keep the diffs locked in!!!

Roachie

Thanks Roachie
My chin is up again mate.
Now what can we do about the Coopers and "the" Fridge????
Colin.

Patrol

That's your defence? Divert the topic to Coopers and the fridge!

LOL

Regards

Kim

Hmmmmmm, here in SA, if you've got some Coopers and a fridge, you'll soon have a pile of mates around to help you drink them!!!

hahahahaha

Sorry mate, couldn't help myself (bit of local SA humour)

I once had a good, rich mate who went waeco cos he couldn't get the right engel of the dengle. Once he finished all his coopers he had to do bow-repairs so the the next 12 months would be a good-year. Meanwhile his mate, Mickey Thompson, went on patrol and when he had finished swimming with his sheila he decided to land cruise-her until she was all tyred out. Lada, niva of 'em could remember what they had done. The pajero who had been travelling with them took off down the rifle range; rover by his side. The droopy's arrived and all jumped up and said BRAVO..... their leader was a deadset pathfinder..... he could find his way anywhere with a his mate magellan.

Chit; I don't know what that's all about.... I fell asleep at the wheel (again)....hahaha

Overdue for my medication......

Well done Roachie, you deserve a pill and a rest after that recital.
Colin

Kim, If Prime Ministers and Premiers can divert the issue why can't I ???

Patrol

Your attempting to introduce some form of sensibility into the argument. We don't do that on this site!

Your wrong, and everbody else is right.

LOL

Regards

Kim

Gee, what a cute way of beating the speed cameras. You could make a fortune if you were to market the idea.

Oh Wayne!!!! not you too, that cuts deep.

I'd come with you but I might hold you up, *&%$#@.

Why arnt you out working for a living????

Yeah why arnt you out working too!!!

Talk about KARMA.

I was at work today at Mobil, I was given the job of servicing a Nissan 4.2 turbo Diesel Telstra vehicle, this included re-packing the wheel bearings, so here I was taking the free wheeling hub off and I needed to use a 8mm hex Allen key.
I hit the Allen Key with lump hammer, it flexes, springs off the head, and I am now sporting a black eye, The workshop and the people in the front counter area learnt some new words today, It hurt like hell, I seriously thought I had done some damage, I went to the clinic to have it checked out and the cut needed to be glued together, all else was fine, in fact the pain went away pretty quickly.

I was asked if I wanted the rest of the day off (9.15 am) I said no, I went back to work and beat the Nissan into sub- mission.

Cheers Steve.

Steve
I am genuinely sorry to hear of your misadventure, but yes KHARMA.
Colin

The perpitrator of this deed has not surfaced yet, the chicken that he is !!

a bloke of his age (the perpitrator) is probably tucked up in bed with a nice hot chocolate!!! LOL

'on patrol' was wondering why we were laughing so hard as he left the 4wd club meeting last night...........Its bleep funny no matter which way you look at it!!!

Cheers Stefan

PS it wasn't me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stefan you're on my HIT list now, you *#@*$.

Love the new decals...

Grrr!!!

PATROL stands for

P ull
A
T oyota
R ight
O ut !
L aughing

Cheers Giffo

I'm calming down a bit now and thank you Glenn you have given me a idea that involves modifying this offensive sticker to something anti TROOPY. thanks for triggering my idea.

Sorry I'm not telling what at this stage, thats for the offender only, Ha Ha Ha.

Mate, if you can find one, I'll put it on my Pootrol. Anybody with any intelligence would know it's a joke.

Trouble is you ToyMota drivers are so thin skinned you would be cryin in your chardy if we told you the truth of the matter......

I had a good look at a 200 SERIES yesterday i tell ya what if a pajero and a ssang yyong ever had a love child that is it the 200 series what a freakin ugly piece or work that is.....

Thanks Brad you saved me from cutting my wrist, I thought no one cared about us privilaged Patrol owners.
Thanks Mate.
Even my own son was in on it. There goes his inheritance, come to think of it there is none anyway, I hope to spend my last cent on the very last day here.

"Even my own son was in on it. There goes his inheritance, come to think of it there is none anyway"

That's probably why he done it... Probably thought "i'll get that old bugger... Not giving me any inheritance, hey? I'll show you old man" LOL

I didn't do it........BUT I did give the thumbs up to the person responsible :):):)

Yes he will, despite having little option otherwise.

Laura
He was at the scene last night, he has the means to make a sign like this & his Modus Operandi fits the crime.

Proof enough for Colin (AKA, Inspector Claude Clouseau)

ROTFLMO, That would hurt, Sorry.

Dude, have some compassion on a poor traveller who was on the trip of a lifetime :-).

Thanks Luke,
The modified pic below is just the beginning, the Droopy owner is still in for it before i'm finished with him.

DOZER, you will have to ask the perpetrator/maker, whoever he is ?????

I know who it is, but I will not let him profit from such a dastardly deed. LOL

Will do.

Why not cover the swearing up with a new sticker (I'm gunna get one for my Patrol).... TOYOTA RECOVERY VEHICLE!!

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Cheers Dave....

yup dave got the same one on mine!!!

This is big in NSW

Love it Gramps :))

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Cop that gramps ;-) He He He.

Bugga !!!!!!!

Kinda reminds me of what happened on a club trip at Easter recently. I was the only Nissan in the group. All the rest were either Toymotas or (1) Ford/Mazda Bravo thingo-me-jig.

When it came time to do some heavy work (moving heavy trees off the track in Little Desert), all the toymota drivers suddenly had either "lost the keys"...... or....."just have to go behind that tree over there for a number 2 call of nature" ....... or .....just have to go back to camp to "blow-dry my pubic hair".....etc etc

The heavy work was entrusted to the only truly capable vehicle in the convoy: the Patrol......

Oh!!! I guess you think that exonerates you, not, but Col. Klink knows better Ex Sgt. now Corporal Schultz. A few days in the cooler will fix you.

No he's not, iced water runs in his veins, he has no friends.