Balding Old Man needs help...

Submitted: Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 11:39
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Come on everyone.

We need more than 1250 hits on this thread.

Just because........

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Reply By: Kev & Darkie - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 11:41

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 11:41
The blonde female thread will out do this thread LOL
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Follow Up By: Des Lexic - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 17:52

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 17:52
BS Look at the view counter now

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Follow Up By: Kev & Darkie - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 18:46

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 18:46
What's that Dasher??
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Reply By: KSV. - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 11:50

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 11:50
My small contribution

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Reply By: Old Dave - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 12:20

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 12:20
I will help also

Have a good day

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Reply By: Member - Warfer (VIC) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 12:33

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 12:33
Blonde Tittilating Person Needs Help - Hairy Bush (WA)





That will get your Quota





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Reply By: OzTroopy - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 12:42

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 12:42
And the prize for contributing is................................???????

LOLOL
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Reply By: Member -Signman - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 12:47

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 12:47
Hey 'Balding Old Man'..Ya got any lollies ???

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Reply By: Hairy (NT) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 12:48

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 12:48
Im hardly siding with the baldys..but you got my vote!
Maybe if you add "long schlong" to you heading you might get a few hits from the opposite sex?

Cheers
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Reply By: Member - len W SWANSEA (NSW) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 13:04

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 13:04
heres mine too
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Reply By: Member - Michael J (SA) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 13:31

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 13:31
Probably get to 1249 and be 'moderated'........lol

I will keep "popping in" to this thread Gone Bush.......help get numbers up.......
-never know could end up bigger than SHOELACES........


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Reply By: Member - barry F (NSW) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 13:40

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 13:40
You haven't said what you need help with or are you leaving yourself open to follow ups so you can get the numbers up. If you are a baldy old man like me, then maybe the only thing you can get up is the numbers? LOL & cheers.
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Follow Up By: Kev & Darkie - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 15:06

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 15:06
Viagra is what you need then Barry and not electro-stimulation from a beer fridge LOL
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Follow Up By: Member - barry F (NSW) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 17:23

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 17:23
One of these days Kev, Just one of these days you will get yours!!
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Follow Up By: Kev & Darkie - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 18:47

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 18:47
Viagra or a free beer??
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Follow Up By: KSV. - Friday, Apr 11, 2008 at 05:32

Friday, Apr 11, 2008 at 05:32
barry,

you see - blonde must be female to be attractive. As least in this forum. If you talk about male it would be better to be old bald fart to be attractive. As least in this forum. LOL
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Friday, Apr 11, 2008 at 23:24

Friday, Apr 11, 2008 at 23:24
used that on me engel and the lid wont go down now
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Reply By: Member - Michael J (SA) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 13:52

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 13:52
Probably get to 1249 and be 'moderated'........lol

I will keep "popping in" to this thread Gone Bush.......help get numbers up.......
-never know could end up bigger than SHOELACES........


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Follow Up By: Member - Michael J (SA) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 13:54

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 13:54
Oooooops...

Michael
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Reply By: Gone Bush (WA) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 14:06

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 14:06
Excellent everyone. We are in to the 300's.

Keep going.

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Reply By: Steve from Top End Explorer Tours - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 14:10

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 14:10
What ever floats your boat. LOL

Cheers Steve.
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Reply By: Member - Footloose - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 14:25

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 14:25
"Balding Old Man..." You forgot the "fun loving and rich and lonely " bit , but here's my contribution :))
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Reply By: On Patrol (East Coast) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 14:30

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 14:30
Show us ya bits!!!!!
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Reply By: westozal - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 14:52

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 14:52
Hi,
After much deliberation ive decided i'd rather look under her bonnet than yours....call me sexist.
regards AL.
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Reply By: SoloGirl - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 14:55

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 14:55
You guys are hopeless!!!
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Follow Up By: Gone Bush (WA) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 15:25

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 15:25
It's bloke thing Sologirl.

And I don't even have a (bull)bar, let alone a bent one.

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Reply By: Bros 1 - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 14:55

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 14:55
Here's my bit.
Cheers,
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Reply By: Member - al V (WA) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 15:01

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 15:01
I'll chip in too.
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Reply By: Cruiserman1961 (QLD) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 15:41

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 15:41
please say that you were blond before they fell out....

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Reply By: Member - DAZA (QLD) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 15:57

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 15:57
Is it true, that us Balding, Baldy, Shine Heads, blokes are more
VERILE.

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Reply By: ozwasp - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 16:31

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 16:31
I heard this thread had something to do with blonde females....
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Reply By: Member - John (Vic) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 16:42

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 16:42
What a pi$$er GB :-)
Maybe it will beat Trucksters Shoelace Thread???
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Follow Up By: Kev & Darkie - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 16:54

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 16:54
Just don't mention goats either
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Reply By: On Patrol (East Coast) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 17:05

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 17:05
Half way, keep going!!!!!
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Reply By: Member - barry F (NSW) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 17:31

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 17:31
WOOOWWWW!! 1532 hits a moment ago. Got someone on the pay roll hey. Where are you Solo Girl!!
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Follow Up By: Member - barry F (NSW) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 17:32

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 17:32
Correction!! Its gone up another 100 in the time it took me to type the above.
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Follow Up By: SoloGirl - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 17:33

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 17:33
This is so funny...words fail me!
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Reply By: Dasher Des - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 17:32

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 17:32
OK U dirty old man, Now that I've hit upon you, what are you going to do about it.LOL LOL
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Reply By: Baz & Pud (Tassie) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 17:37

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 17:37
You guys on the Northern Island always seem to refer to us as having two heads, so does this count as two hits?

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Follow Up By: Des Lexic - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 17:54

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 17:54
Difinitely yes but I think some one may have it on automatic at the moment LOL

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Follow Up By: OzTroopy - Friday, Apr 11, 2008 at 11:11

Friday, Apr 11, 2008 at 11:11
LOLOL....................

and I thought calling it the " mainland " was funny.
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Reply By: Wombat - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 18:18

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 18:18
That should suffice! And here's a cute puppy to go with your seven and a half thousand views!


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Reply By: baldman - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 18:43

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 18:43
Always happy to help a fellow baldie, just make sure you join The League of Baldheaded Men by logging onto www.bald.com.au

cheers,
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Reply By: Member - John (Vic) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 18:49

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 18:49
7613 views GB
Are you paying David to inflate the views???
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Reply By: On Patrol (East Coast) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 18:54

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 18:54
Someone has been up to no good!!!!!!!! 7620 hits is just not natural.
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Reply By: Member - vivien C (VIC) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 19:02

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 19:02
Solo Girl might be blonde but she sure got you blokes flexing your muscles, spitting on the ground and acting all blokey with a display of testosterone not seen since the Chinese female Olympic team. When the male of the species is threatened they sure do show a lot of male blonding oops sorry I meant bonding.

Viv
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Follow Up By: SoloGirl - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 20:05

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 20:05
Right on Viv!
What a blast it's been reading the posts!
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Follow Up By: Dasher Des - Friday, Apr 11, 2008 at 10:55

Friday, Apr 11, 2008 at 10:55
Hey Viv, Get on your bike or are you too saddle sore.

great effort the other week though.

Cheers

The dasher (aka Mr lexic)
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Reply By: Member - RFLundgren (WA) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 20:12

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 20:12
Well here is my contribution as well, although still hard to fathom 7000+ views.......LOL



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Reply By: Muddy doe (SA) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 20:31

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 20:31
Someone has taken a very REFRESHING view of this page!!!
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Reply By: Member - Pesty (SA) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 20:44

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 20:44
Balding Old Man, is that like a Dirty Old Man???
Someone told me that a shiny bald head was a bumper bar for a sex machine!!!
Done tell me I have been misled?

Not quite bald Pesty
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Reply By: Gone Bush (WA) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 20:47

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 20:47
Well, I am really impressed !!

I go and have a nanna nap in front of the telly and when I come back, nearly 8000 views. Outstanding.

If David doesn't use this to put up his advertising fees I'll bare my bum in St George's Terrace.

OK, that's enough.

We blokes have proved our superiority.

cheers to all, especially you SoloGirl. I bet you are impressed too.

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Reply By: Scorcher - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 21:05

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 21:05
I think that there is an "Explore Oz" conspiracy going on here!

I just clicked on the thread 4 times in about 20 seconds (just to do my bit), refreshed the screen, and the count went up by 10 views!!

Maybe Gone Bush is "Doing a Homer", and has got one of those desk ducks clicking on the thread every 10 seconds?

Doh
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Reply By: Member - JohnR (Vic)&Kath - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 22:15

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 22:15
I wonder if Gone Bush is going bushy instead of balding?
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Follow Up By: Gone Bush (WA) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 22:29

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 22:29
God! Look at the Time! My wife will kill me!

just in case anyone was wondering.

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Reply By: Member - Duncan W (WA) - Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 22:32

Thursday, Apr 10, 2008 at 22:32
7791. You're all bonkers and it ain't even Friday yet.

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Reply By: ExplorOz - David & Michelle - Friday, Apr 11, 2008 at 11:20

Friday, Apr 11, 2008 at 11:20
Ah lets not continue this type of post please.

Unless you were opening a few ads on the way this does nothing to assist the operation of the site.

If you really want a high view count I can simply adjust the database and it will cost me a lot less than rendering thousands of repeat pages.
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Reply By: Member - Ruth D (QLD) - Friday, Apr 11, 2008 at 11:23

Friday, Apr 11, 2008 at 11:23
Stephen, this is my bit because I was too busy fishin' and drinkin' last night to log on and looked what I missed out on - score is 7879 as I type. Good fun - weather nice. Glad you are enjoying things SoloGirl (there are a few of us).
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Follow Up By: Gone Bush (WA) - Friday, Apr 11, 2008 at 11:44

Friday, Apr 11, 2008 at 11:44
Thanks Ruth,

I reckon there's a lot of people out there who, now, think that I need all the help I can get.

If everything falls into place we'll see you and Ian at Innaminka.

cheers

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Follow Up By: Member - Ruth D (QLD) - Friday, Apr 11, 2008 at 11:48

Friday, Apr 11, 2008 at 11:48
Good see you then.
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Reply By: KSV. - Friday, Apr 11, 2008 at 13:24

Friday, Apr 11, 2008 at 13:24
WOW! I can not believe - after 12+ K hits it is still going!
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Reply By: Gone Bush (WA) - Friday, Apr 11, 2008 at 13:32

Friday, Apr 11, 2008 at 13:32
I don't know who is doing all the refreshes but, as David has asked, let's allow this Thread to disappear into the archives.

Thanks, over and OUT.

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