when did it happen?

had the snip?? if so about then I reckon!!! :)

I dunno either. Hasn't happened to me yet but only 22 years.

I do know this but - you better make sure she doesn't see this otherwise you're gunna be a bit lighter in the knacker department!!

Cheers Paul B Kalgoorlie

It hasn't happened to me yet, but my wife gave me permission to put this reply on the forum.......she said I was to say that perhaps it happened around the time you started driving a nissan and people stopped taking you seriously then (LOL)... anyway I better go wash and wipe up, mop the floors and hang out the washing.

Hi Shane,
Sorry to hear about your condition.
I would spend a bit more time replying to your plaintive pleas for help but I have to go back and clean up the kitchen after I made a mess cooking tea.
William,
(24.5 years of marriage)

G'day Shane,

If you really want to know I'll tell you.................come a little closer to the screen ........................... it happened around 34 years ago.....hahahaha....you just never realised it at the time.

Hahahaha !

Those other blokes who reckon it hasn't happened to them yet are just deluded............LOL

Oppppps............I better go. ;-)

Cheers

You poor old darlings, don't you realise that your relationships are in the democratic phase? When you married your sweet young brides, they were used to being ruled by their fathers, so they automatically acceded to his superior wisdom, in all things. It came to pass that the SYBs 'matured' and realised that the male of our species was not a font of all knowledge and it was possible that things could be done better/quicker/cheaper with a little logic or common sense.

So what you are dealing with now is the passing from Autocracy/Paternalism to Democracy. You are now in a partnership, where logic is debated and you both come to the same conclusion which is a 'win-win' solution for both of you. Peace is maintained because common sense prevails.

Sheila.

If my wife sees this sign of mutiny or disention (you aren't starting a cult movement are you?) she will report this site to NET Nanny and I wont be allowed to look at it any more. So please stop this dangerous and useless anti-social behaviour and just grow up and except it.
You will just make it worse for us. I've heard of males having visiting rights to the shed restricted, smoke detectors adjusted to detect offensive smells and only pretty coloured drinks allowed in the beer fridge, all because "they" thought we may have looked at a pretty girl on a 20" high bill board, dead in front of a set of traffic lights jammed on red.

For heavens sake.... think about the rest of us....

Pleaaseeeeeeee

Oh no.... she's coming down the hall.... (time to click onto the other site to hide this.. (how to make macrame covers for the BBQ.com) bye

What an odd post?

Those more quallified than me maybe able to help.

Jim.

Hi Shane,
I'm allowed to do anything my wife lets me. Also I wear the pants in my household, just that my wife tells me what size and colour they'll be.
I'm a stay at home dad atm. The bit I hate is after I've had to deal with the kids all arvo, When I'm at the sink doing the spuds and vegies for dinner and she comes home,Comes up behind me, Feels me up the bum, peck on the cheek and asks how my day was. I'm not a sex object, if ever she comes home with grog on her breath, I'm telling ya I'm packing and out the door.
You got no idea how that makes me feel?

I feel you pain Shane.

;-))

Life is good.

Ditto here.. 32.5 years of holey deadlock with a few years before the knot was tied where the writing was already on the wall..

Strange delusion we all start with.

I'm the boss in my family [cos my wife tells me I am]

Cheers Royce

Geez Shane,
I'm a mere pup at this gig. Married 11 years to a girl 10 years my junior (dont ask, it's a long but somewhat entertaining story!).
Dont worry mate, even at my somewhat infant state the rot has set in. I'm here the garage on the computer instead of spending "quality time" in front of the TV watching some Corby drug special! Or so I'm told.
The old sayings "you'd get less for murder" and " cant live with 'em, cant live without 'em" spring to mind!

Cheers, Matt

It is a slippery slide down,
And God forbid if you get Man Boobs.
There is little or no help for that.

I've got 18 years up and all I can say to you all is ..... get some balls! Sounds like you are happy not being the boss.....some sort of support network for each other by complaining about it.

LOL Trev

It all started when you uttered those fateful words " I do " I've got my 40th coming up this year. But now those two fateful words have become " Yes Dear" !!!! Learn to live with it.......

You have to turn it around to suit your self . The wife is in charge and i have no worries . I only need money for beer and diesel . Heres a bill love , wheres that beer .

Ahh yes, the typical bravado and the subserviant responses! All very well for those still in their original relationships! What about those of us batting for a second time? Have we learnt from our mistakes? Me thinks not! Initial independence is only a smoke screen to the inevitable! 'Tis a battle to be fought, with a smirk and a wink!
Neil. (the misses is asleep) Gotta love it.

The Boss and I have just clocked up 35 years of "pure bliss".
In saying that, I would like to qualify a few things.

1) She wears the pants, I just get the chance to rip them off her, when I am allowed to.

2) No need for me to remember any dates, birthdays, anniversaries, deaths.ect,,. these are etched into their minds forever, but she can't remember how to turn on things like remotes or a new piece in or sound system .. that's puzzling.

3) Has the ability to remember stuff said 20 years back, and hate you for saying that, even though you can't remember, you still have to apologize for it.

4) Not allowed to "take the bleep " out of her,, that's hurtfull

Why bother listing more things,,, ?

But do I care,, not likely...

I still love her, and besides, she keeps out of my shed, the "Testosterone Zone"... that's important

Lets face it, it takes a long time to train them, so why train 2 of them..?

Bloody hell,, I will be in the shyte as soon as she reads this,,

Look out


Cheers
Bucky

This just about sums it up. It is true ;-)
Men's Brain Women's Brain

I love my nothing Box,
All these years I had no idea what was happening, then I watched this and it all fell into place.
I have learnt that it is like the Moon & the Tides, Just let it be.

Enjoy

;))

Hi All

Us blokes are lucky we are not Spiders, when we finish Copulating,
we get eaten, by the Female, she gets it both ways, she just drops
off the Kids in one bunch, and goes on her merry way,
I reckon with evolution the Female Human Being, has fallen way behind, the Insect and Animal Kingdom, so that is why we "let" them
boss us around, its in a Blokes nature to pander to her every whim
knowing that one day if she copies the Spiders she might just try to
Gobble us up.

Cheers
Daza

it doesnt get any worse Shane....
well not much anyway .......gunna get back at her in the future.... cant wait till i get dementia

When she start wearing the pants?

Well for me it was about the time that I started having trouble getting into hers.


Ian

When she start wearing the pants?

Well for me it was about the time that I started having trouble getting into hers.


Ian

Gooday,
Just passed 41 years under Management, the day it happened was when you lost the words "TOLERANCE and COMMUNICATION" form your partnerships VOCABULARY.
Cheers,
Boroma604.

Hello all,
Some very entertaining thoughts re the "joys" of marriage. Myself only clocking up 22 years of unholy matrimony this year.(been together over 26 years)
I must confess that mostly I do as told and frankly the thought of swapping this "handbrake" for another gives me cold shivers.
At least I have my 4by,caravan (which doubles as emergency accomadation for those doghouse moments) and booze money to consol myself with.
Now I think about it maybe this is the definition of happiness.
Regards Alan

Guys......guys....you should all know this, as my daddy said, " A man is NEVER completed until he is married.....then after he's married....HE'S FINISHED".

38 Years and still going strong....keeps getting better.

Shane


I have the same problem.

My wife tells me what to do and I always obey her.

Last easter she made me buy a boat. Now she is trying to make me go fishing.

It is tragic the way I am under the thumb. We have only been married 35 years.




Tjilpi

Awhile ago Lindsay Fox was being interviewed (I think it was him but he will do if it wasn't).

He maintained the male of the family should always have the last word.



"YES DEAR"


How bloody true. I have been with my wife around 34 years as well and I thought I was still wearing the pants but after reading the above and giving it a bit more thought I am deluded.

Still try to show some independence though. Naa not realy.

RIchard

Get a life you guys and get on with it!