HeyAll, after getting so many Knock backs at work for a better position I've decided to do my own Human Resources Questionaire and wanting to share it with you all!!!
This is meant for fun and a stir so feel free to share it with all of your friends and family!!!!
I know it's not friday but it is close!!!!
Human Resources Questionnaire
Is the subject Appling for position Human? Yes No Maybe
Is the subject qualified? Yes No Maybe
Is the subject appropriate looking? Yes No Maybe
Are you getting paid to waste time? Yes No Maybe
Are you qualified to recommend subject for a job? Yes No Maybe
Can you the recruitment officer answer all of the above? Yes No Maybe
Do you the recruiter know anything about what is required? Yes No Maybe
Do you the recruiter have any brains? Yes No Maybe
Does the subject you are interviewing have brains? Yes No Maybe
Is the subject smarter then you? Yes No Maybe
As the recruiter do you lie to the subject? Yes No Maybe
Can you the recruiter tell the difference between an arse kisser and “down to earth” worker? Yes No Maybe
Are you an Arse Kisser as
well? Yes Definitely No Maybe “I’m The Biggest Arse Kisser around”
Are you the recruiter a total tosser? Yes Definitely No Maybe “I’m The Biggest Tosser around”
Would you hire the Subject for the position if subject is a good worker? Yes No Maybe
If you answered No, was the reason being subject is too good of a worker to put up in a higher position, because owner of business would have to look for another good worker!!
As the recruiter, you think you are playing God? Yes No Maybe
As the recruiter do you think about what you are going to do tonight after work whilst interviewing subject? Yes No Maybe
Do you think, as the recruiter, you are wasting the subject’s time? Yes No Maybe
If you answered no to question above you’re lying!
Do you think you are a good recruitment officer? Yes No Maybe or “I’m a total tosser”
This was written because HR is a big waste of time and couldn’t organise a root in a brothel! Let alone get the “Right People for the Job”. If only they thought better we would have better employers!!!