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Sir Kev & Darkie
Well me Hearties,
It's International Pirate Day again AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH
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Reply By: Member No 1- Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 08:37
Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 08:37
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
What is a pirate's favourite type of music?
Arr and B
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
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Follow Up By: Member No 1- Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 08:40
Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 08:40
What do you call a pirate with no eye?
A prate
How would you recognise an Irish pirate?
He has a patch over both eyes!
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Follow Up By: Member - Mike DID - Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 09:40
Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 09:40
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
They never get past "aaarrrggghhh"
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Reply By: Member - DAZA (QLD) - Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 09:35
Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 09:35
Hi Kev
So your heading of to work, with a Parrot on your Shoulder
And somebody will say, wheres your Buccaneers
And you can say, Under My Bucking Hat.
Just watch out when you go on a Building Site, they will get you to
Walk The Plank Three Floors Up.
Have a Good Day
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Follow Up By: Member - Footloose - Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 09:51
Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 09:51
Dazza, as long as he doesn't lose the Fox hat :))
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Reply By: Member - Footloose - Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 09:49
Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 09:49
Kev, it's a
well known fact that modern day pirates wear suits , and run large multinationals. When they have to walk the plank, their fall is cushioned by a bed of $$$.
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Reply By: Member -Signman - Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 09:59
Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 09:59
How much does it cost a Pirate to get an earing???
A BUCK AN EAR !!!!
Have a great Pirates Day...
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Reply By: Member - Nev (TAS) - Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 10:02
Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 10:02
Why is pirating addictive?
They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
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Reply By: Waynepd (NSW) - Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 10:36
Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 10:36
ARRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those jokes were so bad they were hilarious ROFLMAO....
Must be nightshift i am going to bed........
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Reply By: Hairs & Fysh (NSW) - Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 10:42
Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 10:42
What sound does a constipated pirate make?
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!
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Reply By: gottabjoaken - Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 11:23
Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 11:23
for the IT types...
What sits on a pirate's shoulder and yells "Pieces of Seven... Pieces of Seven" ?
A parity error.
Ken
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Reply By: Louie the fly (SA) - Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 12:24
Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 12:24
Shiver me timbers, I almost fegot.
Some one pirate said to the other "where's yer buchaneers"?
The other replied "on me buchanhead"
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Reply By: On Patrol & TONI - Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 13:36
Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 13:36
AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH
Jim lad, why do mermaids wear sea shells on their chest?
Dunno Pirate Pete, why?
AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH
Cos Jim lad, B shells is too small & D shells is too big, Hhhhhaaaarrrr Hhhhhaaaarrrr Hhhhhaaaarrrr.
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Reply By: Miss Jo - Toad Keeper (Bris) - Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 20:44
Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 20:44
It has been a while since the last Pirate Day!
Those jokes.. so bloody corny they are enough to make me walk the plank on my own accord!!!!
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Follow Up By: Sir Kev & Darkie - Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 21:13
Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 21:13
AAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
It's been a long 12 months Jo
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Follow Up By: Miss Jo - Toad Keeper (Bris) - Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 21:18
Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 21:18
12months already! wow..
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Reply By: warrenr004 - Saturday, Sep 20, 2008 at 15:25
Saturday, Sep 20, 2008 at 15:25
What will a 79 year old pirate say on his next birthday?
EYE MATEY
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