OT There Is Such a Thing as Karma.

Early the other morning, we were woken up by this dam Cat,
knocking things over on our back Patio, it made a hell of a mess,
it even marked it's Territory a couple of times, I got a look at it
when I opened the back door, it was a White Persian, I said to the
Cook, this Bl**dy thing has to go, I'll pick up a Cat Trap from the
Council and catch it,
Anyway we were sitting on the front Deck watching the Lightning
from the Storm in the distance, and bugger me dead, this Cat runs
across the road just down from where we live, it runs out on to the
Centre Medium Strip,and stops, all of a sudden a Car comes down the
street, and I said to the Cook, it's a pity the thing does'nt get run
over, I just got the words out of my mouth, and IT TURNED INTO
SPEED BUMP.

Cheers
Daza