How the stock market works
Submitted: Sunday, Oct 12, 2008 at 16:42
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Member - Redbakk (WA)
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He then announced that he would now buy monkeys at $20 each. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so scarce it was an effort to even find a monkey, let alone catch it! The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 each! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has already collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each." The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.
Then they never saw the man nor his assistant again, only lots and lots of monkeys!
Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC31Oudc5Bg
Reply By: Gramps (NSW) - Sunday, Oct 12, 2008 at 16:45
Sunday, Oct 12, 2008 at 16:45
Aaaahhhhhh ... it's a lot clearer now LOL
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Reply By: stefan & 12 times Dakar winner - Sunday, Oct 12, 2008 at 17:25
Sunday, Oct 12, 2008 at 17:25
what are monkeys worth today?
Are they a buy or sell?
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Reply By: Member - Royce- Sunday, Oct 12, 2008 at 18:10
Sunday, Oct 12, 2008 at 18:10
Then.... US banks loaned the monkeys money to buy houses.
No deposit and no way to earn the money to pay them back.
Then the monkeys swung away into the jungle.
Damn! Don't you hate it when that happens?
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Reply By: Mike Harding - Sunday, Oct 12, 2008 at 18:29
Sunday, Oct 12, 2008 at 18:29
>How the stock market works
Simple: it doesn't!
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Follow Up By: Member - JohnR (Vic) - Sunday, Oct 12, 2008 at 20:52
Sunday, Oct 12, 2008 at 20:52
Its alright Mike, I don't understand metal detectors. LOL
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Reply By: nomadoz - Monday, Oct 13, 2008 at 00:02
Monday, Oct 13, 2008 at 00:02
Thank god for the stock market or I would still be getting up early in the morning to go to work, and drive around in an old bomb, you just have to know when to buy, and when to sell, and when to hold, just like KENNY ROGERS use to sing about
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Follow Up By: disco driver - Monday, Oct 13, 2008 at 00:59
Monday, Oct 13, 2008 at 00:59
Kenny was singing about Poker.
But then again, I suspect that Poker is a form of gambling too.
I reckon Poker is much safer than the stock market at the moment..
Disco.
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Reply By: Member - Kiwi Kia - Monday, Oct 13, 2008 at 11:19
Monday, Oct 13, 2008 at 11:19
Why bother watching share prices ? Just take your money straight to the cassino.
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Reply By: Best Off Road - Monday, Oct 13, 2008 at 12:54
Monday, Oct 13, 2008 at 12:54
FYI -- Investment tips for troubled times. If any of you have any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in the near future.
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces
and become Poly, Warner, Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Good Year and become MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become ZipAudiDoDa
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become
Fairwell Honeychild.
7.
Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become Knott NOW!
And finally....
9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name Titty Titty Bang Bang.
Jim.
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Follow Up By: Member - DAZA (QLD) - Monday, Oct 13, 2008 at 17:13
Monday, Oct 13, 2008 at 17:13
Yep, and Toyota and Nissan will merge and become Ford Exploders.
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