Moron Drivers

Submitted: Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 20:17
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You wouldn't believe how bloody stupid some people are and one was a copper.

This morning in Melbourne I was driving along at 8 o'clock. Normally sunny at this time. But this morning the sky was as black as boot polish.

I did a little mental survey (my mental capacity is small LOL) and deduced about 85% of drivers had their lights on. The other 15% were deadset fools.

Anyway, as I swung onto the Freeway a marked Police Car merged just in front of me. Of course one would expect this bastion of public safety to be setting an example. Unfortunately this dill was setting an example of how to create havoc on the road: the goose was one of the 15% driving without his lights on.

Jim.




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Reply By: toyocrusa - Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 20:35

Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 20:35
If they are anything like NSW police the lights probably didn't work cause the Gov't can't afford the money to service their vehicles properly. Bob
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Follow Up By: Member - Footloose - Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 20:40

Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 20:40
I'll bet that if there was the possibility of fining you, those lights would have worked just great...all of em and the siren too !
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Reply By: Member - Footloose - Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 20:38

Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 20:38
Jim, there was once a campaign to encourage those who had lost loved ones on the road to drive on a certain day with their lights on.
It certainly brought the point home to many.
I always drive with my lights/parkers on, no matter where or when(no I don't drive a iced Vovo :)
I can judge distance and size much more easily when the oncoming vehicle in the bush has his lights on, especially if driving into the sun.
I had always thought that as you got a bit older, it helped to you to notice another vehicle.
But sadly there are always those without any consideration for the safety of other road users. The other day I was driving my son's vehicle with all it's lights on through a 50K/h area, and an elderly driver reckoned that she could make it out of the driveway before the traffic. She was so busy being a poor impatient driver that she failed to notice me. I hit the anchors, hard, and stopped about 1m away from an almost very serious incident.
Did she say thanks and wave ?
Did she realize how lucky she was to have escaped injury and possibly death ?
Did she care ?
Nope. She simply waved me on, as if to say get outta the way you silly old fool.
My BIL was a Federal cop, and the stories that he told about police drivers and what they got up to still gives me nightmares.

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Follow Up By: autosparky - Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 21:39

Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 21:39
i fix their vehicles have plenty of stories to tell
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Reply By: Shaker - Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 20:40

Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 20:40
If we started a thread after every time we saw a police car do something wrong, it would choke the forum!
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Follow Up By: Member - Pesty (SA) - Monday, Nov 17, 2008 at 00:12

Monday, Nov 17, 2008 at 00:12
Anything Shaker to put a bit of life/character back into the forum !!!

Cheers Pesty
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Reply By: howesy - Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 20:46

Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 20:46
Police in NSW dont set an example any more. They can be seen all day every day breaking all the road rules because they can.
It's "Do as I say and not as I do" from them and they do it because no one brings them to task.
Sooner they bring in a dob a cop line the better, some of them are absolute tossers.
And to the old fashioned stand up cops who do the right thing I salute you and you have my respect the rest have my contempt.
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Reply By: Member -Outback Mac C (VIC) - Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 21:18

Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 21:18
I drive with my lights on all the time city plus country. I feel the big black beast is more visible this way, (mind you I did the same with the white Prado.) However I am continually amazed at the amount of people who flash their lights at me to tell me my lights are on. I used to think they were warning me about cops or speed cameras , but it seems to be just the headlights. As soon as I pull up to park, people also tell me my lights are on, which is OK as they don't realize they go off when I close the door. I get used to smiling sweetly and saying thanks, but really, pulling a big van around this great country of ours whatever makes it safer for me is the way I go. And yes I have the the rear vision camera on truck and van despite what the NSW cops might say.
Cheers Mac
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Follow Up By: Off-track - Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 21:32

Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 21:32
It's not because the lights are adjusted to high?
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Follow Up By: Member - Malcolm C (QLD) - Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 23:16

Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 23:16
LOL No, he just keeps them set on high beam with the spotties still on ;-)

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Follow Up By: Member - Willie , Sydney. - Saturday, Nov 15, 2008 at 10:24

Saturday, Nov 15, 2008 at 10:24
Malcolm,
That's not funny. I thought we were all trying to be positive and cutting down on smart arse, ignorant posts.
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Follow Up By: Member - Malcolm C (QLD) - Saturday, Nov 15, 2008 at 10:31

Saturday, Nov 15, 2008 at 10:31
Grey Gnomad

My apology if you took offence. That certainly was NOT my intent !! Personaly I thought it had a touch of "attempted" humour. Hence the "wink" ;-)

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Follow Up By: Member - Willie , Sydney. - Saturday, Nov 15, 2008 at 12:00

Saturday, Nov 15, 2008 at 12:00
Malcolm,

I did not take offence, but I felt embarrassed for Mac C . He does not make many posts and when he does, I reckon he should be encouraged.

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Willie.
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Follow Up By: Best Off Road - Saturday, Nov 15, 2008 at 20:52

Saturday, Nov 15, 2008 at 20:52
Mac happens to be a "She" not an "He".

No agression intended, I've met the lady personally a few times, that's how I know.

Regards,

Jim.



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Follow Up By: Member -Outback Mac C (VIC) - Sunday, Nov 16, 2008 at 21:28

Sunday, Nov 16, 2008 at 21:28
Cheers Jim
No offence taken by me either; if Malcolm looked at my rig pic he would see that the spotties have covers on them. Being female I haven't figured out how to take the covers off, much less turn them on yet ! (LOL)

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Follow Up By: Member - Malcolm C (QLD) - Sunday, Nov 16, 2008 at 22:16

Sunday, Nov 16, 2008 at 22:16
Nice rig Mac.

Don't want to swap for a slightly used Patrol do you ? ;-)

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Follow Up By: Member -Outback Mac C (VIC) - Sunday, Nov 16, 2008 at 22:50

Sunday, Nov 16, 2008 at 22:50
Toyotas Rule. Mind you my first car was a Datsun 1000 wagon!
Don't worry the guys in my club are pretty jealous too.
Cheers Mac
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Reply By: Geoff (Newcastle, NSW) - Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 21:59

Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 21:59
Jim,
I've recently come to the conclusion that there really isn't near enough chlorine in the human gene pool.

A couple of months back I was heading up the New England Highway on my way to Singleton. It was right on dusk, raining and generally very gloomy.

Myself and everyone around me had their lights on, all good so far.

I was catching up with a car ahead of me but also in the left hand lane. I looked in the mirror, over the shoulder into the troopy's blind spot as well. I was about to indicate and change lanes when a little voice said, "don't do it"

Bloody smart that little voice! A grey Astra, no lights, red "P" plates and all went streaming past me. To this day I haven't seen it in the spray.

If it wasn't for that sixth sense experience gives us I'd have parked a couple of tonne of troopy on the dills bonnet. Mummy and daddy would have had a field day with the big bad 4wd when the real problem was their gene's.

About 20 flashes of the high beam in the back window eventually registered in the dried pea occupying their head and the lights finally came on but only on the car!

Scared the beejesus out of me!

Geoff
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Follow Up By: Member - Mark G (NSW) - Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 22:07

Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 22:07
GEOFF

try the same situation only take away the troopy and replace it with a 44tonn truck.........welcome to my world !!


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Follow Up By: Geoff (Newcastle, NSW) - Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 22:10

Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 22:10
I'm hearing you Mark, I really am hearing you!

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Follow Up By: Member - Malcolm C (QLD) - Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 23:21

Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 23:21
Geoff

a little voice said, "don't do it". His name is "EXPERIENCE".

Been there a few times myself.

LOVE that new Hummer in bright YELLOW. Way 2 go !

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Follow Up By: Geoff (Newcastle, NSW) - Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 23:42

Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 23:42
Malcolm,

His name is "EXPERIENCE".

This is so true!

I've got a pair of teenage daughters, 18 and 16. There's no way we can put an old head on their young shoulders.

No wonder my dear old mum has always got a grin on her face. I was once told grand children are a parents best revenge!

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Follow Up By: Gramps (NSW) - Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 23:47

Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 23:47
Geoff,

Your dear old Mum is a very wise woman.

ps I've heard that same little voice while driving. Scary is'nt it.

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Follow Up By: Geoff (Newcastle, NSW) - Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 23:58

Friday, Nov 14, 2008 at 23:58
Hi Al,

"ps I've heard that same little voice while driving. Scary is'nt it"

What, you've heard my little voice?

That really is scary, get your own!

Yep, you are so right mate it is scary!

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Reply By: Richard Kovac - Saturday, Nov 15, 2008 at 00:58

Saturday, Nov 15, 2008 at 00:58
Jim

1 a little mental survey = 85% of drivers had their lights on

2 a large judgment = 15% were deadset fools

no its not OT,,, no it's not OT


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Reply By: Member - Rod N (QLD) - Saturday, Nov 15, 2008 at 06:52

Saturday, Nov 15, 2008 at 06:52
What irks me is the ones that drive with their PARKING lights on and think they're safe and bulletproof. Can't see the PARKERS until well after you see the car.
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Reply By: Ray - Saturday, Nov 15, 2008 at 07:25

Saturday, Nov 15, 2008 at 07:25
Yes I have also seen some bad driving by the police but I must say most are polite and considerate on the roads and don't abuse their authority.
One question that I must ask is are the police officers given special training in driving? In the UK police are given different grades for driving ie. pursuit vehicles, divi vans, trucks and motor cycles. Unless an officer has passed certain grades they are not allowed to drive a higher grade. I recall that the metropolitan police had a driver training school at Hendon in North London.
There was also a skid patch at Southall where bus drivers were trained and which was also open to the public.
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Follow Up By: Tim - Saturday, Nov 15, 2008 at 08:07

Saturday, Nov 15, 2008 at 08:07
Ray
NSW Police do and I believe the others may as well. Similar system to what you describe with certifications for different vehicles, urgent duties and pursuits depending on your vehicle and your training level.
Its certainly not a case of here is your uniform and here are the keys.
Tim
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Follow Up By: Steve - Saturday, Nov 15, 2008 at 09:54

Saturday, Nov 15, 2008 at 09:54
Hey Ray, I remember a TV ad that used to run when I lived over there. Can't actually remember what they were advertising but it showed these double decker buses skidding around in the wet on the old skid pan. Don't know if it was London cos they have double deckers all over the UK. It was pretty impressive though - I'd be wary of driving a little sedan like that.
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Reply By: Gary n Kerry - Saturday, Nov 15, 2008 at 09:06

Saturday, Nov 15, 2008 at 09:06
The company I work for has a policy that all company vehicles when being driven the headlights are to be on.
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Reply By: Zukscooter - Saturday, Nov 15, 2008 at 20:35

Saturday, Nov 15, 2008 at 20:35
I have just ended my sixth weeks in a new job(traffic controller) you aint seen nothin' yet.
Drivers & pedestrians DO NOT WANT TO BE SHOWN OR BE TOLD which is the safest way.They will ingnore you,they will see through your sign & do what ever they like.
No not all of them, there are some sensible people out there.
It has opened my eyes have done the course & now doing the job.
Cheers Bob.
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Reply By: Member - Bucky, the "Mexican"- Sunday, Nov 16, 2008 at 05:25

Sunday, Nov 16, 2008 at 05:25
Jim
Because he /she can see, he/she thinke that everyone else on the road can see them....WRONG !
We were in Norway in 2003, and all vehicles have their lights on, day or night ( when it happens), summer, when we were there, or winter.
They are hard wired into ignition, and it makes sense too, you can see a vehicle, just that bit earlier. hence the safety side of things.
If a globe is blown, you will be pulled over by the local coppers, and told to replace it.
Cheers
Bucky



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Follow Up By: Steve - Sunday, Nov 16, 2008 at 21:46

Sunday, Nov 16, 2008 at 21:46
happens in the UK - if one of your lights are out, a copper will pull you over - gives em an excuse to check the insurance, tax etc and then they say "fix your light and report to your nearest cop shop within 7 days for us to check or you'll be issued with an infringement notice"

I've done it, gone in the cop shop and said "just fixed me light up and was told to come in" - the copper just gave us a nod and said "OK" - didn't even come out to check it. Didn't need to, I suppose - I wouldn't've gone in and bluffed em
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