Wednesday, Dec 10, 2008 at 09:30
Wife decides to take boat out on lake, anchor and then read a book.
Along comes game warden in his boat. Good morning Ma'am, what are you doing?
Reading a book (isn't it obvious)
You're in a restricted fishing area
I'm sorry officer but I am not fishing, I am reading a book
Yes but you have all the equipment, for all I know you could start at any moment, I will have to take you in and write you up.
For reading a book ?
You are in a restricted fishing area
But I am not fishing I am reading
Yes but you have all the equipment, you could start at any time
If you do that then I shall have to charge you with sexual assault
But I have'nt touched you
That's true but you have all the equipment and could start at any time.
Have a nice day ma'am.
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