A bit of light relief

Submitted: Saturday, Sep 06, 2003 at 00:39
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Bloke gets into bed and curls up for the night....

The wife gets undressed and stands in front of the mirror.

She quickly becomes depressed and mutters " struth I'm getting old and fat...my boobs resemble sport socks full of beach sand, my face is like a prune and I can't do anything with my damn hair, I look like crap!"

She turns to her husband and asks "pay me a compliment will ya hun, cheer me me up a bit?"

Husband quickly replies "well, your eye sight is still spot on!"

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Reply By: diamond (bendigo) - Saturday, Sep 06, 2003 at 01:31

Saturday, Sep 06, 2003 at 01:31
gday andrew.
my boobs resemble sport socks full of beach sand,
well thats good darling gives us a reminder of rainbow beach
my face is like a prune
thats ok darling prunes are supposed to be a good aphrodesiac.
and I can't do anything with my damn hair, I look like crap!"
thats ok darling just be thankfull you still have hair look at me.

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Follow Up By: Member - Al & Mrs Al (Vic) - Saturday, Sep 06, 2003 at 08:41

Saturday, Sep 06, 2003 at 08:41
you guys!!!!....prunes are good for something else too...but I don't think it's an aphrodesiac.....lolololololLaugh alot..life's too short not to....

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Follow Up By: Member - Andrew(WA) - Saturday, Sep 06, 2003 at 10:41

Saturday, Sep 06, 2003 at 10:41
It's my 'man' boobs that concern me !!!!

And hair, what hair? that went ages ago..........
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Follow Up By: Member - Al & Mrs Al (Vic) - Saturday, Sep 06, 2003 at 10:50

Saturday, Sep 06, 2003 at 10:50
Oh dear!!!Laugh alot..life's too short not to....

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Follow Up By: bruce.h (WA) - Sunday, Sep 07, 2003 at 18:38

Sunday, Sep 07, 2003 at 18:38
Gday all
Boobs resemble sports socks full of beach sand
respons : could be worse dear they could smell like them as well
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Follow Up By: Member - Al & Mrs Al (Vic) - Sunday, Sep 07, 2003 at 18:43

Sunday, Sep 07, 2003 at 18:43
they could also feel like them too...argh...!!!!Laugh alot..life's too short not to....

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Reply By: diamond (bendigo) - Sunday, Sep 07, 2003 at 18:08

Sunday, Sep 07, 2003 at 18:08
gday again andrew.
just had a friend of mine over and was showing him this site .his coments were.
beach sand is fine i wouldnt call your boobs that.
what have you got against prunes.
and ive never seen grey crap ,
not very nice is he might explain him being divorced lol:-))))
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