A bit of light relief

Submitted: Saturday, Sep 06, 2003 at 00:39
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Bloke gets into bed and curls up for the night....

The wife gets undressed and stands in front of the mirror.

She quickly becomes depressed and mutters " struth I'm getting old and fat...my boobs resemble sport socks full of beach sand, my face is like a prune and I can't do anything with my damn hair, I look like crap!"

She turns to her husband and asks "pay me a compliment will ya hun, cheer me me up a bit?"

Husband quickly replies "well, your eye sight is still spot on!"

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