Hi all,
I was born in Olivers, I have a pair for work, a pair for relaxing at home and even a lovely polished pair for weddings and funerals.
Some
bright-spark left me a pair of thongs under the xmas tree and Ive been avoiding them like the plague for the past couple of weeks.
Anyway, this morning Paula dropped them in front of me with instructions to try them. After a short protest I managed to get my feet in them and take a couple of steps.
Ever seen an elephant in snow shoes......lol.
Ive seen blokes work in them, drive, walk, run and even climb ladders in them yet I cant even walk down our passage without them comming off half a dozen times.
I'm a Kiwi trying very hard to be an Aussie:
I knock around with a true blue WA gal,
I live in a town where 40 degs is only warm,
I'll kick back a pint of VB and pretend its a good brew,
I pretend I'm uncultured to fit in with the crowd,
I've got a pair of Speedos somewhere in a draw,
I drive a beat-up Falcon panel van,
I leave
camp sites in a mess, drop trees for firewood, leave closed gates open and even use the bullbar to make a
gate if one's not there, then complain about hoons and bogans on a
forum such as this.
So you can see I'm trying.
All I need to do is now find a way of keeping a pair of thongs on my feet.
Any tips or tricks please.
Cheers........Lionel.