beer belly is a myth

Good Grief Richard,
You are really scraping the bottom of the barrel with this one. Sounds like you have a complex. As I said to a mate the other day...its just a Long Range Tank. Little by little you are giving away a composite of your physique and soon we will know it all. :-o)) To what advantage I do not know...............
Cheers
WillieNever a dull moment

Its obvious isnt it, the more they drink the less cognitive they are, and the less cognitive they are the more they drink....THEN they forget what they were studying and drink moreLaterally Literal
Seriously Cerebral

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, "we all know", kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.Defender Extreme

you've done it again !Allyn
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Sorry Richard but I have contradictory advice on the consumpsion of beer.
Scientists for NHS(no idea who they are) suggested that men should look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of bear each. It was observed that 100% of the men gained weight,talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive and refused to apologise when wrong.
No further testing is planned.Nil Taurus Excretus

Richard, perhaps it is the amount of snacks one consumes whilst drinking the beer that makes you fat...I don't see too many people chowing down on carrots whilst enjoying the odd bevvy, chips, chips, chips, chips, nuts, chips, chips, chips, snags, steak, chips, nuts, chips, chips, etc, etc...

Lyn [Mrs. Al]Laugh alot..life's too short not to....

Memorial Cross - Mt Macedon Vic

I look upon my pot belly as a verandah for my toolbox. That`s my excuse and I`m sticking to it! Regards G.T.