Saturday, Nov 20, 2010 at 19:23
Couldn't be as bad or as big as the Mozzies out in Central Western NSW. I have a fair few relatives out Gilgandra way & some of them are on the land. One of them had a need for a new galvanised
water tank to
water his stock.
With times being tough & money tight etc caused by the drought, he & his Sons set about building their own
water tank. No Silastic to seal the joints by these blokes, they did it the old fashioned way, and used rivets. (no, not bloody pop rivets, the real ones)
For those
young fellahs on this
Forum who do not know about these things, in order to connect two surfaces with a proper rivet, a hole is drilled, and Dad on the outside of the
tank inserts a rivet, and his son who is on the inside of the
tank holds a thing called a "dolly" against the rivet while Dad on the outside belts the beejus out of it, thus sealing the surfaces together & making them
water tight.
Anyway, back to the Mozzies. Me cousin & his son was in the progress of building a new
water tank and the mozzies were bad, real bad mate I"ll tell you, and big. By Cripes, they were big, they were savage as
well , worse than the missus after you had a night on the grog.
Anyway, The son was inside the
water tank waiting for Dad to poke a rivet though and suddenly there it was, or so he thought, but, alas, it was the beak of one of these central western NSW mozzies, He held the Dolly against the beak & Dad on the outside belted it!! (the rivet that is)
The startled Mozzie flapped his wings & now being permanently attached to the
water tank took of like a Tiger Moth & carried the
water tank with him with the Son inside, clinging for his life.
Big & savage Mozzies? Youse blokes got no idea until you get out that way!!
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Follow Up By: Member - Poppy (QLD) - Sunday, Nov 21, 2010 at 12:28
Sunday, Nov 21, 2010 at 12:28
Hey Baz
I've heard some tall stories in me time, but that one takes the cake coz everyone knows they used to use tar as
well to seal the joints. lol
Cheers Ray
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Follow Up By: bluefly - Sunday, Nov 21, 2010 at 17:05
Sunday, Nov 21, 2010 at 17:05
Barry
They must be little blokes. Down here they
bore their own rivet hole!
Cheers.
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Follow Up By: Member - barry F (NSW) - Sunday, Nov 21, 2010 at 18:54
Sunday, Nov 21, 2010 at 18:54
Yeah, I suppose some of these blokes were a bit on the smallish side, being a yard long and two foot across, with a wing span of three yards and a three litre CRD as a power plant. But.... at least I'm a bit fair dinkum about reality. Some of you blokes don't know the meaning of the truth.
The Mod Squad should be alerted to your BS in my opinion!! Hoo Roo & LOL
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Follow Up By: bluefly - Sunday, Nov 21, 2010 at 20:44
Sunday, Nov 21, 2010 at 20:44
Hang on a minute Barry, you’re talking about little critters. Everything I've said is dead true without a word of a lie!
Yesteday we got a D12 in and buried some of the buggars up to their necks. Prior to that, we polished their rectums with a dose of kerosene.
The problem with you blokes in NSW is that your a bunch of reprobates and wouldn’t know what a fair dinkum bug looked liked.
LOL
Cheers
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