New Zealand Courtroom Drama

Submitted: Friday, Nov 21, 2003 at 11:10
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A seven year old New Zealand boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of the boy.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt. The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to live there.
When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone. The judge dramatically allowed the boy to chose who should have custody of him.
Custody was yesterday granted to the New Zealand Rugby team, as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone!
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Reply By: Member - Mal (Brisbane) - Friday, Nov 21, 2003 at 11:38

Friday, Nov 21, 2003 at 11:38
He wasn't a little French boy, was he?
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Reply By: Member - Eskimo - Friday, Nov 21, 2003 at 16:21

Friday, Nov 21, 2003 at 16:21
an oldie but a goodieWow! am I cute
If yer ain't fishing, Yer ain't livin
Richard
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Reply By: Member - Bear - Friday, Nov 21, 2003 at 16:51

Friday, Nov 21, 2003 at 16:51
Outstanding!!!!!

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Reply By: Member -BJ (Sydney) - Friday, Nov 21, 2003 at 16:55

Friday, Nov 21, 2003 at 16:55
Love the punch line!! (so true)Regards Bob
Where to next
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Reply By: Wayne - Friday, Nov 21, 2003 at 18:26

Friday, Nov 21, 2003 at 18:26
I read this somewhere, seems relevant :-)
Ciao,
Wayne

Snow White World Cup

The seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow White stayed at home to do the housework and cook their lunch.

However, when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she found there had been a cave-in, and there was no sign of the dwarfs.

Tearfully she yelled in to the mine entrance: "Hello - is anyone there. Can anyone hear me?"

A voice floated up from the bowels of the mine: "England will win the Rugby World Cup".

"Thank God!" said Snow White, "at least Dopey's still alive!"
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Follow Up By: Member - Bruce and Anne - Friday, Nov 21, 2003 at 18:55

Friday, Nov 21, 2003 at 18:55
Love itMU-ving on
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Follow Up By: Member - Eskimo - Friday, Nov 21, 2003 at 18:56

Friday, Nov 21, 2003 at 18:56
me too ! lmaoWow! am I cute
If yer ain't fishing, Yer ain't livin
Richard
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