To give you all a laugh.
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Member The J - Man (Cairns)
G'day troops & troopets,
I've come up with a theory that you might find funny.
"I am the centre of the Universe."
My reasoning is as follows: We are told that the Universe is infinite. Therefore, it is infinite in all directions from Me, thus making Me the centre. So when I'm out for a drive in "Old Bluey", He then becomes the centre of the universe ( as it should be ). It may be argued that my theory could apply to everyone and anything......but its my theory.....he he. By saying this, I suppose would make everybody else "just off centre." I hope nobody gets offended by this, after all its just a theory.
P.S. My Wife thinks I'm strange.
"Slow and steady wins the race."
Regards,
J - Man.
Reply By: GaryInOz (Vic) - Monday, Dec 01, 2003 at 22:35
Monday, Dec 01, 2003 at 22:35
See if you can stretch you mind around this extention to the first entry:
If I am the center of the universe (by the infinite distance definition given earlier) and my friend 2 metres away is also the center of the universe (Mathematical derivation, infinity - 2 = infinity), then we effectively exist in the same space. Further, the concept of distance per se is effectively redundant, meaning our belly-buttons exist at exactly the same point as our big toe (for example). Effectively we are reduced to all existing in a singularity in the space/time continuum, the size of that singularity by definition being infinitely small. Put quite bluntly, we do not exist.
...and with that I have made life, the universe, and everything dissappear in a puff of logic............................
(With apologies and appropriate credits to the late Douglas Adams, author of "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy")
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Follow Up By: Member - Des Lexik(SA) - Monday, Dec 01, 2003 at 22:49
Monday, Dec 01, 2003 at 22:49
Gary, I have no desire to severely reminstrate with you but simply to shoot your logic down in flames, If we don't exist, what the hell are we doing on this
forum in our non-existant way. I'm sorry but you won't read this follow up because you don't exist.ne cede malis
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Follow Up By: GaryInOz (Vic) - Monday, Dec 01, 2003 at 23:33
Monday, Dec 01, 2003 at 23:33
If you've read the book(s), you will have followed the logic........
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Follow Up By: Wayne - Tuesday, Dec 02, 2003 at 08:54
Tuesday, Dec 02, 2003 at 08:54
42 :-)
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Follow Up By: GaryInOz (Vic) - Tuesday, Dec 02, 2003 at 10:42
Tuesday, Dec 02, 2003 at 10:42
And the question????
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Follow Up By: Wayne - Tuesday, Dec 02, 2003 at 13:46
Tuesday, Dec 02, 2003 at 13:46
Hmmm...........thats a hard one :-) could it be...........
Life, the universe and everything?
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Follow Up By: Dennis (Brisbane) - Tuesday, Dec 02, 2003 at 14:38
Tuesday, Dec 02, 2003 at 14:38
6 x 7 :-O
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Follow Up By: GaryInOz (Vic) - Tuesday, Dec 02, 2003 at 16:36
Tuesday, Dec 02, 2003 at 16:36
Gotcha both!!!
The answer was 6 x 9.....
And yes, it was mathematically correct......
(I knew there was something fundimentally screwed up about the universe!!!)
Next question...by what mathematical mechanism was it correct??? (clue: we are extremely biased in our thinking...)
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Follow Up By: GaryInOz (Vic) - Tuesday, Dec 02, 2003 at 16:49
Tuesday, Dec 02, 2003 at 16:49
Addit: The initial question was "Life, the universe and everything" which Deep Thought gave the answer "42" after 10 000 years of deliberation. It was Deep Thought II that had to derive the question that actually gave the answer "42" and that question was "6 x 9".
Still leaves the question: how does 6 x 9 = 42?
C'mon you mathematical geniuses.....................
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Follow Up By: Wayne - Tuesday, Dec 02, 2003 at 20:24
Tuesday, Dec 02, 2003 at 20:24
Aaaarrgghhh................I can't remember, must be due to dig them out for another read! Although if I can catch a mouse.....................
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Follow Up By: GaryInOz (Vic) - Wednesday, Dec 03, 2003 at 08:47
Wednesday, Dec 03, 2003 at 08:47
We ASSUME that the "42" relates to the way WE count (ie. the decimal system). As anyone these days knows with computers and such there are different number systems ("bases"), Decimal has 10 numerals (0 to 9) before you "overflow"into the next digit (10 +), similar for the Hexadecimal system that has 16 numerals (0-9, then A-F), and Binary has two numerals (0 and 1).
Now....we biased humans did not count for the fact(?) that there may be beings out there with (decimal) 13 fingers, logically for them leading to a number system with thirteen numerals (example 0-9, A-C). The "forty two" was not given with its relevant base so its true amount is not really clear (for an experiment try converting 42 from hex to decimal using the calculator available from the start menu, it should equal 66 decimal)
The Maths:
42 = 4 times their "base 13" + 2 extras.........(4 x 13) + 2 = 52 + 2 = 54....= 6 X 9!!!!!!(decimal)
Hope this makes sense...
Time to get some Brownian motion going for my Infinite Improbability Drive.....................
To those that haven't read the books/seen the video/listened to the radio program sorry for occupying your time, but if you get a chance to read the books they are hilariously funny, definitely offbeat, and strangely accurate (in all the astronomical distances/sizes/relationships of the celestial bodies) and can do strange things to the way you think (VERY lateral thinking!). Douglas Adams was a keen amateur astronomer with a very sick and twisted sense of humour. I've seen all 5 books bound as one volume for about $40 or so. GO FOR IT
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Follow Up By: ThePublican - Wednesday, Dec 03, 2003 at 18:51
Wednesday, Dec 03, 2003 at 18:51
Does the question or the answer // 6x9 // 42 // come into play when the whales decide to leave and rent out the planet to the darleks,,,oops,,thats Dr. Who to the rescue,,,, truth is we only exist in our own mindframe,,so my mind says " more scotch please ".
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