To give you all a laugh.

Submitted: Monday, Dec 01, 2003 at 18:20
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G'day troops & troopets,

I've come up with a theory that you might find funny.

"I am the centre of the Universe."

My reasoning is as follows: We are told that the Universe is infinite. Therefore, it is infinite in all directions from Me, thus making Me the centre. So when I'm out for a drive in "Old Bluey", He then becomes the centre of the universe ( as it should be ). It may be argued that my theory could apply to everyone and anything......but its my theory.....he he. By saying this, I suppose would make everybody else "just off centre." I hope nobody gets offended by this, after all its just a theory.

P.S. My Wife thinks I'm strange.
"Slow and steady wins the race."

Regards,

J - Man.
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