handbrakes

Bloke: "ok, well lets see if we can get up that really big sand dune"........
Handbrake: "why? when there is a perfectly good road next to it"............
Bloke: "dont you want to see if we can make it up?"......
Handbrake: "no...... but if you want to destroy your car dont come crying to me"

Bloke: "lets go to cape york next year"
Handbrake: "why would you want to go through all that rough crap to see a beach"
Bloke: "it's cape york dear!!! what more can i say?"
Handbrake: "so! Lets fly"

etc etc etc etc etc......

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Cant think of anything to put here just yet !
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If you engage it when moving, then it starts squeeling and slows you down.~

Hmmm - Ma - I am just not sure about you. Maybe you real name is Miriam. Just not sure that a real girl would be wanting to bend the car!
Andrew2001 Landcruiser 100S Turbo Diesel
"We do not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing"

Mrs Al, The term handbrake when applied to the female gender derives its heritage from the act of applying the handbrake to a motor vehicle. This act causes the rear wheels of the aforesaid motor vehicle to cease motion and bring same vehicle to a halt and occasionally the m/v may lose traction and not go where it is intended. (as you yourself have previously experianced)
Thus whe the female partner applies the handbrake, the male partner is like the rear wheels and are forced to be dragged around not necessarily in the direction that they want to be in.
It is thankfully that forum's like this exist that are predominately male dominated where we cant vent our frustrations with little chance of retribution.

Regards

Lorry

My handbrake is more like an accelerator. When I come up with an idea of going somewhere with the 4by the response is " Oh good, I'll start packing for you" !!!!

Lucky me :-)

Now why would someone have called you LORRY....Mrs Al???

Cheers,
Willem

Always going somewhere

If I pull the handbrake on in my 80 Series .. nothing happens ...
Guess it's the same thing :)
JackNo trees were harmed in the making or sending of this message.
However a great number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

Perhaps this will help explain it - LOL

01. know anything about a car except its colour

02. understand a film plot

03. go 24 hours without sending a text message

04. lift

05. throw

06. run

07. park

08. fart

09. read a map

10. rob a bank

11. resist Ikea

12. sit still

13. tell a joke

14. play pool

15. pay for dinner

16. eat a kebab whilst walking

17. pee out of a train window

18. argue without shouting

19. get told off without crying

20. understand fruit machines

21. walk past a shoe shop

22. make a decent bacon sandwich

23. not comment on a strangers clothes

24. use small amounts of toilet paper

25. let you sleep with a hangover

26. drink a pint gracefully

27. get a round in

28. throw a punch

29. do magic

30. like your friends

31. enjoy porn

32. eat a really hot curry

33. get to the point

34. buy plain envelopes

35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"

37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates

38. avoid credit card debt

39. dive into a pool

40. assemble furniture

41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb

42. set a video recorder

43. not try and change you

44. watch a war film

45. understand why flirting results in violence

46. spend a day by themselves

47. go to the toilet by themselves

48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket

49. choose a video quickly

50. get this far without having argued with at least 40 of the above
Allyn
Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreen.