Just a little anecdote of a casual trip with workmates that turned ugly!
Boys weekend away, almost everyone playing golf except me and another guy who decide to go for a little drive with a new Pajero NP. All of a sudden we find this nice grassy area downhill and back up on the other side. Lookes like fun to me so I take a left turn and head down that right turning slope which was slightly leaning to the left and a bit muddy and wet as I discovered when the Pajero started sliding downwards. A bit of correcting action with the steering wheel, feeling like Colin McRae, no worries, back on track and we are all the way down. Soon afterwards I discover that the track is a no through track and we have to turn back. Still pretty confident we come back to the same section we were sliding down just a few minutes ago, Pajero in 4WD high and up we go. At least 2 meters anyway, thats when all the traction is lost and we are stuck. No problem, put it in reverse, back down again, put the thing in low range, and try again. By that time I realize that due to a bend and hole at the bottom of the track that I will not be able to use any speed to attack the
hill since the Pajero bottoms out at anything more than 5 km/h. So I try to use as much speed as possible, climb up the
hill and...... nearly make it, but not quite, about 3 meters short. So I start sliding down again and since the track was pretty much torn up by now, getting very slippery and leaning to the right now travelling back up I feel the Pajero drifting towards the right. I was able to correct a bit but still ended up at the bottom of the track, 90 degrees turned, the front facing a nice drop with bushes and nowhere to go. Traction zero, any movement brought me closer to the edge. It looked pretty grim actually since the track was that slippery that no other 4WD would have been of any help since it would have gotten stuck too. I either needed a tank, caterpillar, a second 4WD with 60m snatch strap or...... a winch!!! Quick look in the back of the Pajero, straps...yep, shackles....yep, tree trunk protector.....yep, big log 3m from the Pajero to connect a winch....yep, winch.......bugger, no winch. Stupid me, driving like Colin McRae at tracks that I should not, and no decent recovery gear! At the same time a farmer rocks up looking really impressed since apparently I was stuck on his private property. That's just great. Thank god he was actually a nice guy, trying to help me free the Pajero. He said that he can't bring his tractor to pull me out because he reckons the tractor won't make it up the
hill either, excellent. He then went
home to get this tiny little emergency hand winch and guess what, it did the job beautifully. That little winch pulled the Pajero back on the track, then he showed me a different way out of that little valley.
Made a real fool out of myself with a Pajero on private property and got rescued by a handwinch that's more suited for pushbikes than for 2.5 tonne Pajero's! What more do I have to say! I will buy a decent winch in a few days and I learned a good lesson regarding private properties and wet, muddy, slippery tracks!
(Chains on the tyres might have also worked, not sure about that, maybe I should buy some and go there again to see if I get up that
hill? Just kidding!)