Santa Has a Great choice of vehicle!.

Submitted: Friday, Dec 23, 2011 at 20:31
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Followed Santa up the Hume Hwy, He was driving a Disco 4 Towing a fully loaded trailer, must of had 10 ton of presents on, and doing 180km /hr up hill,! After passing two V8 Landcruisers and three Nissans, I just could not keep up anymore, So there will definitley be a lot of happy kids around the states the way he's going,...Ho Ho Ho.


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Reply By: desray (WA - Friday, Dec 23, 2011 at 23:07

Friday, Dec 23, 2011 at 23:07
I think you will find the Trailer was pushing the Disco up the hill ,...Ho Ho Ho
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Follow Up By: Axle - Friday, Dec 23, 2011 at 23:19

Friday, Dec 23, 2011 at 23:19
As long as the presents get there mate!..lol.


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Reply By: Michael ( Moss Vale NSW) - Saturday, Dec 24, 2011 at 07:56

Saturday, Dec 24, 2011 at 07:56
Axle!! Santa needs to make frequent stops , so the Disco would be fine for the purpose LOL!!!! Have a good Xmas!! Michael
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Follow Up By: Axle - Saturday, Dec 24, 2011 at 09:48

Saturday, Dec 24, 2011 at 09:48
LOL Mike!., ....If it was my landrover i'd say you where spot on!


D4 will get him there,



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Reply By: Fab72 - Saturday, Dec 24, 2011 at 08:56

Saturday, Dec 24, 2011 at 08:56
I saw a bloke matching Santa's decription pulling out of the truck stop on South Road driving a Kenworth T900.....seriously! He had the whole suit on and damn it was hot in Adelaide yesterday.

Perhaps the reindeers are struggling with the heat.

Fab.
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Follow Up By: Michael ( Moss Vale NSW) - Saturday, Dec 24, 2011 at 10:02

Saturday, Dec 24, 2011 at 10:02
Reindeer's were probably in the trailer!! Michael


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Follow Up By: Fab72 - Saturday, Dec 24, 2011 at 13:51

Saturday, Dec 24, 2011 at 13:51
Refrigerated unit. Oh deer...venison perhaps?

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Reply By: NTVRX - Saturday, Dec 24, 2011 at 09:21

Saturday, Dec 24, 2011 at 09:21
Yep, you are correct Axle I saw it too....Disco & trailer being pulled by a bright red Pajero NTVRX must have been doing 200K.pH plus even the Highway Patrol couldn't catch it!!!!
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Reply By: Life Member - esarby (NSW) - Saturday, Dec 24, 2011 at 13:36

Saturday, Dec 24, 2011 at 13:36
AN ENGINEERING PERSPECTIVE ON CHRISTMAS
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world.
However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the population reference bureau).
At an average (census) rate of 3.5children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming there is at least one good child in each. Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second.
This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child,Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stocking, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney,jump into the sleigh and get onto the next house.
Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the purposes of our calculations), we are now talking about 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops or breaks.
This means Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second -- 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second, and a conventional reindeer can run (at best) 15 miles per hour.
The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized LEGO set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself.
On land, a conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds.
Even granting that the "flying" reindeer can pull 10 times the normal amount, the job can't be done with eight or even nine of them -- Santa would need 360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch).
600,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft reentering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer would adsorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake.
The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time Santa reached the fifth house on his trip.
Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 mps in .001 seconds, would be subjected to acceleration forces of 17,000 g's. A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo.
Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now. Merry Christmas!






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Follow Up By: Fab72 - Saturday, Dec 24, 2011 at 13:50

Saturday, Dec 24, 2011 at 13:50
Crikey! That would explain why he only has time to drink the beer and not eat the biscuits.

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Follow Up By: Axle - Saturday, Dec 24, 2011 at 17:23

Saturday, Dec 24, 2011 at 17:23
Flamin Engineers !!!!, ,,,,,,,Think They know everything!


Merry Xmas Esarby


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Follow Up By: Life Member - esarby (NSW) - Saturday, Dec 24, 2011 at 17:48

Saturday, Dec 24, 2011 at 17:48
Axle.

Their like the polies. They get last word in.

Merry Christmas to You and Yours and have a safe and healthy 2012.

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Reply By: Life Member - esarby (NSW) - Saturday, Dec 24, 2011 at 14:35

Saturday, Dec 24, 2011 at 14:35
NEWS FLASH SATURDAY DECEMBER 24 2011 2:30 PM


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Reply By: Boobook2 - Saturday, Dec 24, 2011 at 20:19

Saturday, Dec 24, 2011 at 20:19
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


How on earth are all those poor little kiddies that live more than 200km from a capital city going to get their presents this year.

With no nation-wide service network, there is no way Santa's Disco will ever make it to the remote locations of Australia.

Ta ta






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Follow Up By: Axle - Sunday, Dec 25, 2011 at 09:31

Sunday, Dec 25, 2011 at 09:31
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!


Ya Got it all wrong!, Unlike the others with a D4 you don't need a spare parts place or Dealer every 100ks to keep you going. .....:))))))))))


Have a great Day.

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