A love poem for the Mrs

Submitted: Monday, Dec 15, 2003 at 12:46

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Wombat

Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
and when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave into gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it's very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good
As I was ever gunna get

No matter what you look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while I'm drivin
And get me another beer"Live today as if there may be no tomorrow"

Wombat

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Reply By: Member - Mal (Brisbane) - Monday, Dec 15, 2003 at 12:51

Monday, Dec 15, 2003 at 12:51

Wombat,

I didn't realise we were married to the same person. So that's where she goes while I'm at work.

Mal T.

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Reply By: Member - Al & Mrs Al (Vic) - Monday, Dec 15, 2003 at 13:19

Monday, Dec 15, 2003 at 13:19

For a minute there I thought you were talking about yourself...lol...certainly not Mrs. Wombat !!!Merry Christmas & a safe and happy New Year

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Follow Up By: Member - Geoff & Jen - Monday, Dec 15, 2003 at 15:02

Monday, Dec 15, 2003 at 15:02

Isn't mama wombat supposed to have just a few more unnoticeable bits and stretchy pieces to papa wombat. Papa wombie must have been peeking under her fur, how wombatically incorrect!!! Is Christmas mating season for wombats????? Jen

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Follow Up By: Member - Al & Mrs Al (Vic) - Monday, Dec 15, 2003 at 15:06

Monday, Dec 15, 2003 at 15:06

Lets' hope not Jen...lol...

Merry Christmas & a safe and happy New Year

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Reply By: jemima puddle duck - Monday, Dec 15, 2003 at 19:00

Monday, Dec 15, 2003 at 19:00

very good wombat.
i tried it on my wife but it didnt work.
ill tell you what the mrs said.

of course you love me darling
i know your full of it
and when you say im gorgeous
your usually full of bleep .

so my bum is on the big side
you dont mind a bit of flab
them love handles that your used to
are now memories of the past

so my belly isnt flat now
you say that you dont care
take a look in the mirror
your is fatter than the lounge chair

no sheila who is my age
has nice round perky breasts
you havnt looked in ages
but i see man boobs on your chest

you say your telling the truth now
and that you never tell me lies
but dont you think your ever
getting your hands near my thighs

you swear on your nannas grave
but shes not even dead
you know how i ended up with you
i lost a bloody bet

no matter what you look like
ill always love you dear
but before i have to face you
ill drink a slab of beer
you reckon your cute
richard(eskimo)
but im a lot cuter

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