Monday, Dec 29, 2003 at 11:50
That's not too bad....
I dropped by 2001 GUII Y61 3.0TD in for a WARRANTY repair (fu*ked intercooler) and the mongrel behind the counter swore to me that the truck was a GQ 3.0 Petrol.
"mate, how many GQ 3.0 Turbo-petrol Patrols would be coming back for Warranty repairs to their intercoolers?" was the response.
"Ahh.. WHere's your car?"
"It's the only GU wagon that you can see from your window. Can you see it? Give you a hint, it's the only one that towers over the bleep ty pulsars that you have out there!"
" Naa.. Where is it? It's the RED-LOOKING ONE!"
"Naaa.. Where? "
"The one with ARB roof racks and the big antenna on the front!"
"Ahh.. I seen it... Oah.. A GU Turbo.... What engine is that fitted with?"
"Ah you are a fuc*king moron! It's in for a fu*king intercooler and it's a ZD-30. What do you think it is? A 4800?"
"No need to be hostile Mr Ford!"
"You need to get an understanding as to what you are trying to do here.. If you are trying to sell customer service, then you are going about it totally the wrong way."
"I've only been here for 2 months.. I'm still getting used to all the models"
"Mate... I'd be looking for another job. If you can't understand the difference between a GU and a GQ, then there's a big problem"
Walked away....
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