Thursday, Jul 10, 2014 at 20:29
When it comes to hate, I don't limit myself to states, I've lived in:
WA 25 yrs,
+ QLD 3 Yrs,
+ NSW 6 yrs,
+ QLD again 6 years,
+ NT 3 yrs,
+ Malaysia 3 yrs,
+ SA 3 yrs,
+ NT again 2 yrs,
+ WA again 6 yrs,
+ QLD again 4 yrs, and
+ SA again 4 yrs.
= 156 years (I think. I have two broken fingers at the moment so it's difficult to calculate).
Anyway, I'm not quite sure where I'm from but I hate all, regardless of creed, colour, culture, state, religion or length of caravan with equal zeal.
I've also driven in Vic, Tas, ACT, NZ, Thailand, Singapore, the good ol US of A and Hawaii.
So don't write me off, I'm supremely qualified to hate absolutely everyone; actually, just the two years in Malaysia alone qualifies me to hate anyone, anywhere, anytime for any reason.
Now if you take into account having owned, driven and ridden the following:
XM Falcon,
XW Falcon,
250CI Cortina
2 Geminis,
Hilux 2L petrol,
Liteace van,
Toyota Blizard 2 litre diesel,
Hilux 2.4 Diesel,
Hilux 2.8 diesel,
Volvo 240,
Lancer,
Leone,
Brumby,
Grand Vitara,
Hilux 3 litre diesel,
Lancer wagon,
Rodeo 3.2 petrol,
Courier 2.5 diesel,
I30 diesel,
Cruize diesel,
ASX diesel,
AJS 350,
Velocette 350,
BSA Bantam,
BSA Lightening,
Triumph Bonneville (2),
Suzuki 750,
Honda 750,
Peewee 50,
Honda 50 (2),
Yamaha 90 (3),
Suzuki 250,
Honda 250, and
Montessa 250,
a Moto Guzzi,
several two stroke Victas, and
one clothes trolly with wobbly wheels,
I'm also
well qualified to have serious concerns with regard to myself. Now, if you take into account I actually bought a Toyota Blizzard, three Hondas and several Victas;
well, what can I say - I am top of my list - despicable.
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