Wednesday, Jun 02, 2004 at 12:44
Working working working working and working and depressed coz everyone else is goin' away....
Even though is is not Friday.....a joke!
Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of Gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult
to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the
problem. The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no
male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Kevin, a
big Kiwi lad, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery. Kevin, like
most Kiwis, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed with ample
ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the Zoo administrators
thought they might have a solution. Kevin was approached with a
proposition.
Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Kevin showed
some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over
carefully. The following day, Kevin announced that he would accept their
offer, only under three conditions:
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kuss er."
"Sicondly, you must niver tull anyone about thus."
The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked
what was his third condition.
"Wull," said Kevin, "You gotta give me another wik to come up with the
$500."
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