Getting The other half moving when on the start of a Trip!!!
Submitted: Friday, Mar 17, 2017 at 22:02
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axle
I've had a rant over this before but as we get older things seem to get worse!
Everything packed ,sitting in vehicle waiting for good wife to lock up,Then HELLO she disappears,WTF now my brain equates theirs nothing left to do but sure enough she finds the cat nibblets are the wrong ones, that brand made him sick , so we have to find the other box of the right brand and stuffs around changing it all around , finally she exits the front door I think PHEW!!!, finally where on our way, then the mobile phone rings ,,The daughters on the other end",Do you think you can do this before you go" .My time estimated to get to destination has been blown out big time , But can I say anything....NOPE!!,,,,,
Cheers Axle
Reply By: noggins - Saturday, Mar 18, 2017 at 11:14
Saturday, Mar 18, 2017 at 11:14
I used to have that problem.
There was always something else to do when it was time to leave, be it camping or the local shops.
Then the step daughters would have a race to see who could be the last to actually leave.
The last effort was when I was supposed to be at the church for a christening ( I was the Godfather ) and we were already half hour late, all 3 were still shuttling back to the house and at the time my patience finally expired ( BIG TIME ) the car only had me in it, so I quickly accelerated forward to shut the doors women always ( nearly always ) leave open and just drove off.
I got to the church just in time to avert a major panic by the parents.
There was a bit of screaming etc from the "leavings" but I just said "you know what's going to happen in the future don't you"
It took a few months for the dust to settle, but when I started the car you were either coming or staying , your choice.
Ron
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Reply By: RMD - Saturday, Mar 18, 2017 at 16:18
Saturday, Mar 18, 2017 at 16:18
Axle
Simple solutions to your problem.
1, Get rid of the CAT. Less mess less weight and no additional food to carry either.
2. with luxury of a NO CAT trip, wife won't have to go back to get forgotten items for the pest, sorry, pet.
3. NO CAT then ensures you are too far away from
home to even consider going back when troublesome daughter rings.
4. Personal stress level will be lower, ie, normal for leaving on a trip and you will therefore be a safer driver without a high a high level of adrenalin in your blood.
5. Begin to think of self, it is time preservation of self has it's turn.
Just imagine. no pussy, no nibblies for said feline, easily dismissed daughter + more KMs away from
home = a happy contented AXLE in full control of his destiny/destination..
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Follow Up By: Glenn C5 - Monday, Mar 20, 2017 at 10:06
Monday, Mar 20, 2017 at 10:06
Whadya mean "Just imagine ,no pussy". Might as
well stay
home then.
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Reply By: Member - Robyn R4 - Saturday, Mar 18, 2017 at 21:58
Saturday, Mar 18, 2017 at 21:58
I'm hearing you, Axle.
In my house it's usually hubby who's last out the door.
5 minutes after we should have left, he'll decide he wants to wear the only shirt I haven't ironed, resulting in me racing for the ironing board...
I solved that years ago by telling him that our departure time is 15 minutes earlier than it really is. That way we get out the door on time.
But thank goodness we don't go out that often!
In his defence, when it comes to holidays he's out the door ahead of me!! I know that he's serious about departure time and if I don't have it in the car the night before or by our departure time, we'll have to buy it on the way!
Perhaps you could tell the good wife you want to leave at 7am (even though you're expecting that maybe 10 will be nice). When you leave at 11 then you've only stressed and cursed for an hour...
And the best time to say anything is during the days ahead when things are calmer. Don't do it when you're going nuts and wishing you'd left 2 hours ago.
Just a thought.
Good luck.
:) Robyn
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