Murder on the track

Go to another channel

Tell him the story about the boy who cried "Wolf". (With no disrespect to our own dear Wolfie).

Just do it back to him.

He'll get the message.

Exactly the same as we do with small children who do this: don't respond.

It won't take him too long to get the idea that it no longer gets him the attention he seeks.

Personally though, I'd find another mate.

Mike Harding

A big smear of tooth paste on his nurries. That should shut him up for an hour or two anyway.

LOLOLOL

KP, most of the people above have looked at buying a DVD to stop kids doing as your BD mate is. If you got him to buy his DVD next, and only have it playing when he stops, he wouldn't catch up again and get out of range quite quickly. You may have to hire only 2 DVDs in his name to lose him to the video reposession unit.

Muzz,
What an absolutely great idea. I could Super Glue his lower lip to the tow bar!
Problem fixed.
Guys, thank you for your input (I really mean that).
Regards
Kim

If this person annoys you so much and has got so many brain cells missing, I think this person is a person I would not like to be friends with. Don't worry about beating around the bush, tell him straight it blooooody annoys you and don't do it. Probably anoys everyone else on the channel too! It's people like him who give these radio's a bad reputation.
Straight down the line is the best way to be, and if he gets offended, well truth hurts. And if he can't handle his "best mate" asking him not to do something cause it annoys you, well he is not really a mate is he?

OK I've had my say.
Karen

Change channels on him... simple but effective

Put his goolies in a vice and tell him you are going to give the handle half a turn for every time he has said "Are we there yet?"

Brett

I had a mate like that, got a new mate problem solved.
He doesn't aim a Disco does he? Can't drive em just have to point them in the direction he's going and hope for the best.

the only way I found (ITs worked with 3 mates now) get them a head set for their radio- all my mates seem to have the same radio so its saved me.
Get yourself a handheld, and when they are using the radio give them a dose of feedback between your main and handheld radios. This blasts a deafening whistle through their headset. You can still do it without the headpiece, but then its only annoying, and not painful for them.

Everytime he annoys you give him a couple of minutes of the veinna boys choir or some obnoxious preacher, he might learn to shut up.